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Torso Status

One who is without ligaments and a brain.
by HC Father June 22, 2010
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Greg Status

Guy 1: Bro I am taking a Greg Status shit right now
Guy 2: Let me know how it goes. Send pictures
by doughboycantcap June 29, 2020
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status trap

a Facebook or Myspace status that grabs people's attention because of its absurdity and/or humor, forcing them to comment on it or like it.
when Matt placed a status trap of "Am I fat if I bring a box of girl scout cookies to the bathroom with me." he got 6 likes and 10 comments.
by loopus November 8, 2010
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bloodhound status

A person of authority who can smell drugs easily; like a bloodhound.
The moment I walked into the door, my dad went all bloodhound status on me.
by NevadanStonette May 13, 2011
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Boner Status

Noun; The status of your hard-on.
Boner Status is often abbreviated to B-Stat so that it may be used in a socially acceptable conversation.

Examples range from limp to raging. Boner Status can also be ranked on a scale of 1-10 with 1 being the softest, and 10 being the hardest.
Guy 1: Yo what was your Boner Status after that date with Sally?

Guy 2: Eh, she wasn't that great. Id say my B-stat was around a 6.5.
by Eeshh December 19, 2011
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Street Status

Street Status: Street Status Apparel, one clothing company that represents the Streets! Made for car guys and girls but fits the lifestyle of many out there.
"Are you Street Status? Why yes I am a baller..."
by Street Status Apparel May 12, 2009
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cloud status

Meaning to be "fly" as clouds. Another way of saying someone is "fly" which means "popular" or "cool".
We're on that cloud status right now.

My shorty is always cloud status.
by Yorkers June 26, 2009
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