Blast Status

To be put on blast, i.e., have your personal business exposed to others, by a person via their Facebook status.
Ricky put me on blast status last night when he posted pictures of us together on Facebook. My husband is not going to like this...

Dee put me on blast status when she updated her Facebook status to say she and I were going out dancing, after I told my man I was staying in to touch up my highlights.
by Dj really real February 13, 2010
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cab status

A state of intoxication so severe that not even walking home is an option.
Dude, steve was fucking cab status last night, he couldn't even walk so we had to put him in a cab to get home.
by pummy April 29, 2009
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Cheese Status

Its the amount of smegma you have
guy 1: Ayo whats your cheese status

guy 2: what does that mean
by YeBoiCheese May 24, 2021
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statue of happiness

GTA 4's Equivalent to the Statue of Liberty. Also has by far the biggest easter egg in existance inside of the statue.
by Brian123232323 April 30, 2008
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Jordan Status

When you basically roast everybody at your local basketball court.Hence, Jordan, referring to michael jordan.
Guy#1-Wow, you know that black guy yesterday at the basketball court?

Guy#2-the one that stole my bike?

Guy#1-uhhh no, the one with the triple double.

Guy#2-ohh yeahh, he was in Jordan Status!
by who are YOU!? December 05, 2009
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Status Backup

1. The act of backing up a friend's Facebook status, usually by request, either by liking or commenting on it, or both.

2. The act of liking/commenting on someone else's statuses in order to prompt them to like/comment on your statuses.
1. (To a friend) "Bro, I posted my status like two hours ago and no one's liked it. Give me a little status backup?"

"Yeah sure thing man, hakuna matata."

2. (Thinking to oneself) "Hmm, I bet if I comment on some of Jenna's statuses, she'll like some of mine and give me some status backup."
by MissMcLovinIt September 25, 2011
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Status-able

When somebody says something that can be used as a status on Facebook, Aim, etc.
Brian: Yo, Evy is so Gutta...

Evy: That is so status-able.
by Evy. April 02, 2010
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