guarding rooster

cock blocker; one who prevents another from having sexual relations. Also shortened as GR.

Yo man, I was trying to get with Emily but Ben is such a guarding rooster.

by miniricci March 10, 2010

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Sexier than socks on a blind rooster

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The Rooster God of Feathers, Humanity, mortal peril and minor inconveniences.

I've been stopped at every redlight today, I should pray to the Rooster Lord for his grace and prosperity.

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my really really cute tabby kitten that meows.

by RockyRooster October 10, 2011

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Jaylen:Whats up bro

Amir:Nothing much choking the rooster

Jaylen:Eww that’s gross

by Jayyythecoach May 03, 2020

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When you write a definition on urban dictionary to get on Rooster Teeth's not so hit show "On The Spot" in the game "Cunning Linguistics".

Dude tony, I am totally rooster spotting today and it will be so funny because Jon will read it! That's so meta XD

by Sam_Antics December 01, 2016

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When in the company of fellow Christians this is a polite way of saying “cock block.”

I agree, Jake is really being a rooster pylon every time you try to have a conversation with your future wife.

by Cire Tdnew October 19, 2023

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