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Chocolate Oyster

Shooting out a guys load after anal.
OMG, a huge chocolate oyster came out after we finished.
by Berries4life August 14, 2021
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Mississippi oyster

The Mississippi oyster is a big phat raw horse pussy with a side of tabasco sauce.
You got a camel toe like a Mississippi oyster
by Nut smasher August 22, 2021
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Thump that oyster

by deathbreath August 29, 2021
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parramatta oyster

Noun

A two day old steamed dim sum.
“I found a bunch of Parramatta oysters at the back of the fridge.”
by onelargecrab December 10, 2024
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Dutch Oyster

An act of which an individual aims their anus directly into the spread vagina lips of their sexual partner, at which point it queefs back out, filling the room with a pungent aroma reminiscent of a slightly spoiled oyster.
“Bruv, I gave Amelia a Dutch oyster last night. It took like 6 hours until the smell cleared the room.”
by RoySonOfRoy December 18, 2024
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Dutch Oyster

An act in which a romantic partner places their anus directly over the spread vaginal lips of their female partner, which then ruminates within the vaginal gap for several minutes, then being released as a queef, releasing a smell into the immediate vicinity that is reminiscent of a mildly spoiled oyster.
“Dude I gave Sophie a Dutch oyster last night! That smell stayed in the room for like 6 hours!”
by RoySonOfRoy December 18, 2024
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zipper oyster

A euphemistic description of the sexual anatomy of a biological female
Hey baby, come over here and let me slurp on that zipper oyster
by deewire23 January 6, 2025
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