mouse pillow

A colloquial for 'Tampon'

I wish you women would bring 'mouse pillows' when you're on the rag.

by Mousy December 7, 2006

Mouse-brained

1. A fool, coward,
2. Pure stupidity. Lacking EVERYTHING.
3. Synonym- Icy.
4. A slang word for idiot
5. RETARDATION.

Lindsay- NOB!!!!
Cassidy- Wtf? Whats a nob?
Lindsay- uhhhhhh i meant-
Cassidy- No, your Mouse-brained, you been hanging around icy too much!

by Catkitty0517 October 23, 2011

Danger mouse

A nickname for a maths teacher who works at cowley

Look there's that bitch math teacher 'danger mouse'

by Sexy Asian Phil swift February 24, 2019

Sea Mouse

These are the unfortunately unloved white or red-backed mice found swimming around our coastlines. They have been sourced back to the sewerage system, where girls have taken the cruel action of flushing them down the toilet after attempting to suffocate/kill them using an ancient vaginal squeezing technique.

"Wow, look at that sea mouse - the poor thing is all swollen up."
"I was out swimming with the guys and nearly ended up eating a red backed sea mouse."
"Yeah, of course I'll come away camping. My lass is farming sea mice this weekend."

by Doctor Sniff August 19, 2013

Mouse rage

When your computer freezes so you click every possible spot on the screen and bash your mouse against hard surfaces.

Guy 1: WTF DAMMIT WORK!! FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- *clicks everywhere and smashes mouse*

Guy 2: Mouse rage, bro?

by Very Big Muffin March 12, 2011

Mouse on a harley.

A rough sounding fart that you make while sitting on a leather seat.

"Is someone using a jackhammer?"

"No, it was a mouse on a Harley."

by impasta_pasta October 21, 2014

pocket mouse

Small penis.

"Oh, he was hot until I realized he was packing a pocket mouse"

by Happytreehugger April 9, 2016