1.) A place in where a person finds to be so desirable with its decadence and purity, it is oftentimes only dreamed about.
2.) A “Heaven” or likeness of.
3.) A place with which “God” “rewards” those who have done well and live by a high code of moral ethics.
Examples:
a.) The New Jerusalem (Bible)
b.) A Picturesque Vagina, enclosed by full and soft labia, that tastes sweet like honey (ref. “The Land of Milk (breasts) & Honey (sweet juices produced by said picturesque vagina).)
c.) The Mall (for all teenage girls circa 1990’s)
d.) The Local Bathhouse (for everyone from cake boys to bears in the gay community of yesteryear- today no one wants to get the HIV or any plethora of other STD’s rife in these places where promiscuity and barebacking (no condoms) are the unspoken golden rule.
2.) A “Heaven” or likeness of.
3.) A place with which “God” “rewards” those who have done well and live by a high code of moral ethics.
Examples:
a.) The New Jerusalem (Bible)
b.) A Picturesque Vagina, enclosed by full and soft labia, that tastes sweet like honey (ref. “The Land of Milk (breasts) & Honey (sweet juices produced by said picturesque vagina).)
c.) The Mall (for all teenage girls circa 1990’s)
d.) The Local Bathhouse (for everyone from cake boys to bears in the gay community of yesteryear- today no one wants to get the HIV or any plethora of other STD’s rife in these places where promiscuity and barebacking (no condoms) are the unspoken golden rule.
1.) Oh man, finally after a month of serious wining and dining, Becky led me to The Promised Land! It was heavenly!!!
2.) Ricardo, you simply must go to Off Chute in AZ, bountiful booties at every corner, it is truly The Promised Land!
3.) After baby Jesus comes for the 144,000, He will lead them to The New Jerusalem, The Promised Land written in the book of Revelation.
2.) Ricardo, you simply must go to Off Chute in AZ, bountiful booties at every corner, it is truly The Promised Land!
3.) After baby Jesus comes for the 144,000, He will lead them to The New Jerusalem, The Promised Land written in the book of Revelation.
by BekahBooVT March 22, 2020
Get the The Promised Landmug. A place where vagina flows bottomless. Never ending vagina. It's the land of Milk and Pussy. Where vagina is the main attraction.
by Fresh Hurrr November 25, 2015
Get the pussy landmug. Typically inhabited by fat, lazy bums who are in their upper 30s and 40s and still live in their parents houses. These men (100% male population) are often found in an easy chair or recliner with a small hybiscus plant that grows Cheetos, and secretes a beer like substance within easy reaching distance. The TV is constantly tuned to Star Trek or all day Bond marathons. They are quick to respond to another's comment that incorrectly portrays their obsession, and will often break into rants even without anyone being present.
by Fnaa August 17, 2006
Get the Lazy Landmug. Bastard North American son of the British term "to pull," meaning "to entice into romantic intercourse a highly, er, 'desirable' hunk of man meat."
"Beefo" originated as the stock name for any overly hunky member of a boyband whose name you do not know.
Double points if you use this phrase to refer to a female.
"Beefo" originated as the stock name for any overly hunky member of a boyband whose name you do not know.
Double points if you use this phrase to refer to a female.
What do you mean, you don't like the food court? I'm in a mood to land me some Beefo! To the Panda Express, bitches!
by Moodeln February 19, 2005
Get the land a Beefomug. In many online games, players manage countries. Examples: Monarchy, Utopia, Earth 2025. One way to aquire land is to attack a random opponent, taking some of their land. An attack with the purpose of land conquest is a landgrab.
by Alan Partington March 23, 2004
Get the land grabmug. by Bob Cosby July 25, 2010
Get the Fucktard Landmug. by manny fresh nigga March 11, 2008
Get the xany landmug.