Hans is a very tall and sweet guy. He cares about all his friends and he is the most adorable person ever to be born. If you have a Hans in your life you have to be the luckiest person on earth. He's caring, honest, loyal, funny, and amazing guy you could ever meet. I'm glad I have one in my life. You guys are missing out!
Person 1: "who's that guy over there?"
Person 2: "I heard his name is black Hans he's a really fun guy."
Person 1: "damn I wish I was friends with that guy."
Person 2: "I heard his name is black Hans he's a really fun guy."
Person 1: "damn I wish I was friends with that guy."
by Black hans November 19, 2023
Get the Black hans mug.Immature guy with a weird common knowledge, who will tell you for hours so many weird funfacts and Dnd stuff. He is such a nerd with small di*k and big ego with low self-awareness, tending to be an alcoholic, having literally no time for his gf (even tho he has none, bcs nobody likes him more than a friend)
by crazygirll December 31, 2023
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Comparable with the English expression "like a glove"
Comparable with the English expression "like a glove"
by GeneralBoogey January 7, 2024
Get the Som Hans i Grete mug.Sweatiest motherfucker of all time. A huge opp to everyone in his class, except 0630. like Om nom from cut the rope. Potentially working at a CVS near you. Knows ball. Pretends to be homosexual to compensate for his lack of rizz.
Omg is that Brandon Han in the library again?
No shit of course it is, that's where he jerks off to his school work on the daily
Oh is that why he gets no bitches?
No, that's because of his micropenis
No shit of course it is, that's where he jerks off to his school work on the daily
Oh is that why he gets no bitches?
No, that's because of his micropenis
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Meet Russell, the master of selective dedication. He's infamous for skipping leg day at the gym, resulting in a comical lack of lower body strength. He has unspoken rizz but everyone overseas it. THE MASTER OF CATFISHING.
Now, brace yourself for Russell's true passion: math and physics. Numbers and equations dance in his dreams as he unravels the mysteries of the universe. Armed with an assortment of pocket protectors, he strives to outsmart any intellectual challenge thrown his way.
Meet Russell, the master of selective dedication. He's infamous for skipping leg day at the gym, resulting in a comical lack of lower body strength. He has unspoken rizz but everyone overseas it. THE MASTER OF CATFISHING.
Now, brace yourself for Russell's true passion: math and physics. Numbers and equations dance in his dreams as he unravels the mysteries of the universe. Armed with an assortment of pocket protectors, he strives to outsmart any intellectual challenge thrown his way.
gym bro #1: Russell, ever considered leg day at the gym?
Russell Han: Nah, my legs prefer permanent vacation.
gym bro #1: but why do you skip legs?
Russell: Becus I am rasell, you ching chong
Russell Han: Nah, my legs prefer permanent vacation.
gym bro #1: but why do you skip legs?
Russell: Becus I am rasell, you ching chong
by indiancunt29 May 15, 2023
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