The California Vortex

When you are on the toilet, and you time your shit to drop as soon as you flush the toilet. This allows the shit to move directly from your ass to the pipes, not landing in the toilet, and therefore saving you a decent amount of time.

“They were waiting outside so I had to pull off the California vortex in order to be on time.”

by Ohyeeee March 02, 2020

California Lumberjack

synonym for 'hipster'

"Gobun wears flannel and listens to death grips. He's a california lumberjack"

by MrGobun January 07, 2015

california slippers

Knee pads for guys preforming oral sex

If your heading to Sanfransico you better bring your California slippers

by California Slippers December 30, 2016

California Rimjob

When your model of a wife comes in your bedroom and licks your asshole while your screwing a five dollar whore.

Hey guys, I got a california rimjob from my wife last night when i was fucking a five dollar whore.

by BigBonerJoe February 05, 2011

california gtv

a person or persons who says they are straight but watches gay porn in thier free time

Straight Gay Guy california gtv

by popoboss October 09, 2009

niggers of california

A fictional company based in California,USA. Created by GhostyX2#8796, started off as a joke when Ghost was making an email for an Azure account.

Yo! Join Niggers Of California!

by ghostyx2x October 08, 2022

Wizard California

Wiz Khalifa's full name

Person 1: "Bro do you fuck with the Wiz Khalifa song 'Black and Yellow?'"

Person 2: "Bro... I LOVE Wizard California!! That's a great song"

Person 1: "Wizard California?? Is that his full name or something? What the fuck!"

Person 2: "Yes, you must not be a real fan of the wizard then."

by Rockwell Rogers May 22, 2023