A condition causing a New England Patriots fan to get an erection after seeing or hearing Tom Brady.
Why isn't Bobby watching the Pat's game?
He watched Brady warm up and had to go hide his Boston dong.
He watched Brady warm up and had to go hide his Boston dong.
by dfir February 20, 2015
Get the Boston dongmug. When you take a shit and use the turd as a fleshlight, creampie aforementioned turd like a Boston cream donut
Guy 1: man I am hella hungry rn I could seriously use a Boston log
Guy 2: what the actual fuck is wrong with you
Guy 2: what the actual fuck is wrong with you
by boston logger January 6, 2023
Get the Boston logmug. by haha-imacanofbeans September 6, 2020
Get the Maddy Bostonmug. The act of chewing up a four leafed clover, spitting it into a shot glass filled to the top with semen, then snorting the shot glass.
Girl 1: Last week I had a Boston bullet!
Girl 2: No way!?
Girl 1: Yeah! I’ve had babies on my mind since!
Girl 2: No way!?
Girl 1: Yeah! I’ve had babies on my mind since!
by Gigglebush March 16, 2019
Get the Boston Bulletmug. A desperate last ditch method to stop a bowel movement by inserting one's finger into the anus, in an attempt to block the process.
Bill was trying desperately to make it to the bathroom in time, but when he got there, that fucking time vampire, Sally was screwing around in there again, so he had no choice but resort to using the Boston buttplug to keep from soiling himself, then being endlessly heckled by that bitch Sally.
by thetallman72 February 27, 2019
Get the Boston buttplugmug. The act of placing a donut over the shaft of your penis to invite a messy blowjob. Partner proceeds to mow down
Guy walks into the bedroom… opens his robe to show a donut attired dick..
Girlfriend says …”Oh my… I didn't realize you ordered The Boston Cream tonight”
Girlfriend says …”Oh my… I didn't realize you ordered The Boston Cream tonight”
by Annib March 4, 2022
Get the The Boston Creammug. by Pretty Boy November 23, 2020
Get the Boston Bangermug.