swinging the badger

the art of swinging a badger is when you do the helicopter with your penis but you are hitting a female in the eyeball until she starts to squeel like a badger

oh mate i swung the badger last night... was mint
i might be swinging the badger tonight

by Badgerswinger12334 November 12, 2013

tag badger

In BF2142, the Russian Tag Badgers hunt in groups, but since there's only one dogtag per victim it often ends in a fight between the tag badgers. They are very elusive.

Reginald: How did you die?
Andrew: I was ambushed by tag badgers.

by Stealth Clobber April 20, 2007

Red Badger

A red badger is a man with no penis, they're often making bad jokes.

Person 1: Did you hear about Dylan?
Person 2: No, why?
Person 1: Some girls were saying he's a red badger.

by FloralSkies23 June 9, 2017

Midnight Badger

A cheeky run of food in a restraunt

can i have a midnight badger

by rogermcdoger July 22, 2012

Jen-Badgering

When someone named Jen badgers someone constantly over deadlines or other information.

She won't stop Jen-Badgering me over this email.

by DaytonXD9 July 12, 2021

Badger Butt

A smear of (brown) shit across a white person’s ass

Man I think Tony was suffering from that curry, I saw some serious Badger Butt as he ran to the toilets

by Stephsteal July 28, 2016

Septic Badger

A person who picks their butt for crap flakes and saves them up to eat later.

Guy 1: What do you want to eat?
Guy 2: Oh, I'm fine. I just ate all the crap flakes I'd saved up this week.

Guy 1: Oh my god, you septic badger...

by Serjeh Somogath March 5, 2010