A Jake is someone special and a person who is just so incredibly awesome, his smile is just so cute but his talent for footy is just amazing. Jake is someone who is just so caring and kind towards anyone and everyone he meets. His eyes are always sparkling in the sunlight which is pretty damn cute too. He is very handsome.If you find a Jake make sure you never loose him, he sure is someone you should keep close to the heart, never regret having a Jake in your life he definitely is special in absolutely every way.
by ecarg13 June 8, 2018

Jake is a guy who will always love you even when you make dumb mistakes, he’s the type that you will give a second chance, he’s the type of guy that would always have family first more than anything but he will still fine time for you. Oh and he’s like also really smart
Jake is like my ride or die
by Lilly’s life February 16, 2019

No this isn’t jake from state farm. Although one would expect him to be a stereotypical white boy, he is quite the opposite. He’s kinda a nerd with two monitors and probably has a rainbow keyboard. He likes space and was accidentally a cuck in his trip to Germany. He also has a fat velumptious butt.
by user213283 October 11, 2020

A fuckboy
by Weirdest_Casper August 28, 2017

Sexiest man alive
Person 1: Yo, have u seen Jake from yubo?
Person 2: brooooooo yeah he’s so fucking sexy
Person 1: Yo, have u seen Jake from yubo?
Person 2: brooooooo yeah he’s so fucking sexy
by oogaboogasym July 8, 2019

A guy that thinks he is good at everything. Usually tries to get girls but never works out. They think they are better than everyone but it gets them no where. The kinda guy that gets beat up. Jakes usual suck at sports and get shamed in front of everyone then just go home or leave. Don't belong on the top of the group, belong more toward the bottom where the scrubs are.
1. Man poor Jake, I feel so bad for him.
1. Man poor Jake, I feel so bad for him.
1. Man that kid is such a jake, he probably doesn't have any friends.
2. Yo I just beat up this loser, I think his name was Jake.
3. Man poor Jake, I feel so bad for him.
2. Yo I just beat up this loser, I think his name was Jake.
3. Man poor Jake, I feel so bad for him.
by Jake toolman June 17, 2018
