Bet

A truly meaningless comeback with absolutely no use at all and shouldn't be allowed to be used. Bet is a comeback only people at the age of adolescence. It's a bad comeback generally; you're only trying to make yourself look better.

Person 1: hey you stupid idiot
Person 2: fight me
Person 1: bet
Person 2: *beats the ever living shit outta them*

Overall, only losers will ever say bet, and almost everytime you beat somebody in a game, race, whatever it is, you may hear this work of modern art. Don't use this word. Ever.

"bet I'll win you later shithead"

by Leaf0 March 21, 2024

I bet you cant mount a tv

A person who can't handle cocaine.

Jimmy went to a party last night, he couldn't mount a TV so he just drank!

DEF: I bet you cant mount a tv

He could not handle or was able to do cocaine

by poopypantsaman November 14, 2021

bet

A deal with a friend. A deal, or making a deal with someone.

John: I made a bet with Nick, he still did not give me the money!
Nick: Just give me some time, I didnt know I would lose.
John: Why bet then?

by Asklinne April 1, 2022

Bet

slang for ‘will do’ ‘you bet’ ‘got it’
you agree and will do it

Jim: Come help me clean my car
Me: Aight bet

by GodHasJoinedTheServer June 11, 2018

bet and a half

When someone really doesn’t believe you…. It’s a more exaggerated usage of the word “Bet”.

Blair: “I’m gonna go shopping in the morning.”
Sam: “That’s a bet and a half.”

by Potniffum June 8, 2022

I lost the bet

It actually means, i found a girl, but I'm ashamed to admit it.

i saw you with this girl yesterday, him yeah i lost the bet

by oliver0008 October 6, 2020

I bet she

“I bet she” is often used vaguely by internet microcelebrity/EX “OkayBuddyHetero” user CEO Of Simps (also known as Ceo, Ansari, Imsorry, and retard) to signal that he is currently thinking about a girl that he is romantically interested in. It is often used as a follow up to an existing comment by another person

“I bet she”
“I wonder if she”

Lizzgot: “Yo Imsorry my ass really hurts today”
Ceo: “I bet she”
This would signal that he is thinking about her ass now

by LizardWizard357 April 11, 2024