taser

verb: to taser means to draw one's hand back and jab at rapid speed into the neck/jugular of a victim. Make the "tsss" sound while tasering. The neck area is merely a guide line. for best results taser a person who is unsuspecting, and laugh at their misfortune.

Yo man, Colleen was eating dinner in the dining hall, I creped up behind that cunt, and tasered her to the point that I left a bruise. Wow what a towel...

by Andrew Wright October 23, 2007

Taskerish

Being Dirty, Not taking care of your children, Being Lazy, Being Immature and un-parent like, Not cleaning your house, Letting your son suck on a vacumn hose.

I would kill myself if I was ever Taskerish.

by BrithdaySuprise February 24, 2011

Sh*t-Talker

some one who talks about rubbish things that arnt actually true

The person who put that definition is a sh*t-talker.

by lianne May 13, 2005

Simpsons Talker

One who believes they know about politics solely on the basis that they watch The Simpsons. However, when goaded into as discussion on politics, all they can usually do is recite quotes or jokes from The Simpsons.

The Simpsons Talker tried to convince me that Castro was a thief by citing the trillion-dollar bill episode, in which Castro stole a trillion-dollar bill from Mr. Burns.

by Rodney Basil April 21, 2004

taster's choice

having a grand ole time while smoking the good stuff... really really really good weed

Blake and I were having a taster's choice moment.

by LaFawn-duh May 4, 2005

Picture taker

The one person in every group of friends that everyone holds to a lower standard than everyone else , usually the ugliest and/or the weirdest, therefore they're the one that always takes the group pictures

You guys want to go out tonight? Yea, but just us, don't invite the picture takers

by Franklin sheen July 13, 2016

tasered

To get incredibly messed up, drunk, shit faced, intoxicated.

This weekend I was completely tasered.

by Lindsur December 25, 2007