army tard

An army tard is someone who may or may not have served in the armed forces, but insists that everything about the army is 'really cool' and 'patriotic'. Army tards usually display stickers on their vehicles indicating their rank or unit affiliation or some other type of military related jargon, which makes them feel 'special'. Army tards at the university level, to include ROTC cadets, usually stand out as those who maintain 'regulation haircuts', walk as if they're in an imaginary formation, and engage in really loud army-related conversations with other army tards.

Army tard 1: "Hey man, I can't wait to go to Iraq/Afghanistan. I hear all they do is work out all day and the food's really good!"

Army tard 2: "Yeah dude me too, but before I go, I'm buying an authentic K-BAR to attach to my right boot."

Army tard 1: "I don't know what i'd do without the army!"

Army tard 2: "Yeah, me too!"

by terminalsoup March 1, 2010

Tard protector

A person paid to keep tards out of harms warms way,keep them reserved in their natural habitat ("learning lab") keep them away from muslim invaders

"o no, muslim invaders call chris the tard protector to ZOOM them of to the learning lab in the tard cart

by c-mill January 23, 2005

tard fringe

A hairstyle in which the fringe is cut to finish well above the eyebrows, resulting in the wearer looking mentally subnormal.

"Lula used to look so hot until she got a tard fringe, now I don't know if I should date her or mop up her drool."

by Space Coyote August 4, 2007

tamedaddy

A man with no boundaries. He does illicit drugs, tames beautiful women and obeys no rules. He is much like a rugged stallion and is obviously very well hung. Not to mention his beard is in a league of its own.

Person 1: Did you see that guy at the party the other night?
Person 2: Yes, he was such a tamedaddy!

by PlumpRoast October 23, 2012

Taedyn

A social butterfly,handsome, short tempered and loving person. Taedyns are very friendly and outgoing. If they're at a public place by their self they won't be scared to come up to you to try to be your friend. They're also incredibly loyal and trustworthy. If you have a Taedyn in your life, never let them go.

Person 1: Taedyn is so trustworthy
Person 2: Yeah, I can tell Taedyn anything and Taedyn will keep it a secret.

by Secretly happy:* July 16, 2018

Hot-tarded

Incredibly gorgeous, incredibly dumb.

"OMG, that chick over at the ATM is SO hot!"
"Dude, she thinks it's a vending machine"
"Meh, hot-tarded, but hot"

by jjudy April 29, 2009

wayne tard

a person who assumes any song either by or featuring lil wayne is incredibly awesome, even if its horrible and sounds like all 500 of his other songs.

trey: yo man you diggin waynes new ish?

mike: yeah bro its completely original.

cory: yall is wayne tards.

by D1Z3W March 30, 2010