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spank tapes

Bootleg Xxx videos, usually sold down in the tenderloin or any ghetto area in any majot city.
Tyrone be selling them dope spank tapes yo. He got the new r kelly joints.

Wow hype!
by gangstah Dan March 7, 2019
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You can’t do tape

Can be used two ways,

1. Meaning someone isn’t photogenic or looks gross/bad in a photo
2. When someone is acting really dumb without knowing they are
1: “hey look at this pic I jus posted”
“Eww”
“What??!”
“You really can’t do tape”
2: your friend is acting stupid, like they forgot how to human

“Rachel!!, fuck! You can’t do tape!”
by You can’t do tape May 29, 2019
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Flex tape

A special tape used to cover a males dick tip while he is cuming
STACEY! GRAB THE FLEX TAPE IM CUMING
by Potatoepatches August 26, 2019
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Flex Tape

The super strong waterproof tape that can instantly patch, bond, seal, and repair. This is no ordinary tape. Its triple thick adhesive virtually welds itself to the surface, instantly stopping the toughest leaks.
Leaky pipes can cause major damage, but it grips on tight and bonds instantly! Plus, Its powerful adhesive is so strong, it even works underwater! Now you can repair leaks in pools and spas in water without draining them! It is perfect for marine, campers and RVs! It is super strong, and once it's on, it holds on tight! And for emergency auto repair, it keeps its grip, even in the toughest conditions! Big storms can cause big damage, but it comes super wide, so you can easily patch large holes.
To show you the power of Flex Tape, I sawed his boat in half!” ~Phil Swift
by MeinKraft August 29, 2019
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flex tape

the tape the fixes anything!
Flex tape: IT DOES A LOT OF DAMAGE
Flex fans: FLEX TAPE! FLEX TAPE! FLEX APE!
by Meme Describer September 3, 2019
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Stom Tape

Stom Tape in Hebrew is "Shut the fuck up".
You are most likely to say it to your friend who annoys you. Sometimes, you can use this phrase to tell the whiny little kid in your class to shut the fuck up.

You can also use this phrase and add "Shelha" which means your's.
"Stom Tape Shelha George".
George - "Wow why the fuck did you do it?"
Duad - "Stom Tape idiot"
George - "..."

Example number 2:
Kid number 1 - "WOWWWWW ITS SO HOTTTTT HEREEE"
Kid number 2 - "Fuck, Stom Tape you are annoying"
Kid number 1 - "..."
by TheIsraeliCoolKid September 9, 2017
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bum tape

throw me a roll of bum tape, i need to take a shit!
by amethystwaterlily September 27, 2017
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