A tall one is when you jerk off while lying down and your cum comes out in a tall stream usually landing on your forehead, shoulder or if your lucky, in your mouth.
by Daily Jew December 03, 2018
A t-t-t-tall *gags* person who thinks they’re better than everyone because they’re taller.
(They’re actually a fucking loser)
(They’re actually a fucking loser)
by Ball Tickler 3000 January 06, 2023
A tall queen is the female equivalent of a short king. Rather than being self-conscious about her height, a tall queen is confident in themselves and owns it. Often the term is used when a taller girl dates a shorter guy, i.e. Short King x Tall Queen
by Kudshirer January 13, 2025
by daddy hank May 11, 2017
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by feebeeisherealot March 23, 2022
Tall Law states that anyone under 5’4 is automatically short and that anyone who is not as tall as you is also considered short. You can be 5’5 but when someone who is 5’10 calls you short you cannot argue with it. If you’re 5’3 and you call somebody who is 5’ short then you are both still short because you are under 5’4.
If you’re shorter than somebody on National Throw Short People Day (October 24th) you do not get to tell people taller than you that they cannot throw you. You would be breaking the Tall Law.
If you’re shorter than somebody on National Throw Short People Day (October 24th) you do not get to tell people taller than you that they cannot throw you. You would be breaking the Tall Law.
“Ayo she said she can’t be thrown on National Throw Short People Day. She’s not under 5’4 but she’s not as tall as me so that’s breaking Tall Law!”
by YokoOhNo October 07, 2020
Tall tales are manlet cope, also known as short stories and leprechaun lies. Invariably expressed to you from far below by little voices, goin' peep, peep, peep, tellin' great big lies in their hissy fit manletspeak while wearing platform shoes on their nasty, little feet - just lol at tall tales telling short people 'round here. The content of tall tales often includes but is not limited to: manlet mathematics and guy height relating to the microscopic manlet's ludicrously ladylike and dwarfishly diminutive height, small man syndrome manlet rage-induced halfling half-truths about how the silly manlet boy could totally fight against a towering manmore and how the minuscule midget manlet definitely wouldn't immediately pass out and girlishly pee his pipsqueak, pint-sized, peewee pants, as well as massively delusional manlet cope about how the subhumanly stunted Oompa Loompa Ewok manlet is actually a happy hobbit because clothes cost less in the children's section and that he can convincingly cross-dress and pass as a women whenever the petite and effeminate sissy manlet desires to do so in order to turn tricks to afford his daily fix of step stools and booster seats (especially since he has a closet full of high heels at home anyway). Short people got no reason. Manlets rise up!
Allison: Manlet detected. Isn't that the tall tales telling turbo-manlet Tiny Todd "Toxic Homunculus" Howard over there? Maria: Damn, I forgot my magnifying glass! Let's have a closer look. Allison: Oh, it's just a particularly petite garden gnome! Maria: Manlets rise up!
by ManletDepreciator October 01, 2024