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Taint cheese

A type of cheese that collects on and around the male genital area and spreads the longer it's there (if female I suggest getting checked out or sticking a blow torch inside your genitals). This occurs when you, 1). You dont shower for over 2 - 4 weeks, 2). If you are a redditor. Colors vary from green to purple and smells vary depending on the stage it is at, starting from a fermented pumpkin to Mia Khalifa's pussy.
This dude be thicc but he has that taint cheese adding to the flavorful experience.
by Chicken nuggets with butts November 2, 2019
mugGet the Taint cheesemug.

Taint Saint

Someone who boofs a lot of drugs.
"God, Lucy's such a taint saint. She boofed a whole .3 of MDMA the other day. Crazy bitch... I respect it."
by lmperfect February 12, 2022
mugGet the Taint Saintmug.

taint faint

i) verb; taking the knuckle of one's dominant hand and applying a powerful punch to the taint of one's opponent, resulting in them fainting or overstimulating the prostate resulting in an orgasm.
I was about to be mugged in an alley, so to save myself I taint fainted him and he dropped on the spot.
by chenisboosh November 28, 2022
mugGet the taint faintmug.

Taint slapper

When your balls hits the taint during sex.
I was taint slapping last night. Oh you are such a taint slapper.
by Chodecaptain December 14, 2015
mugGet the Taint slappermug.

Wet Taint

When you dribble after you urinate and it moistens your taint.
I have to wear a "WET TAINT" sign at all times due to my chronic urine incontinence.
by Ichdkslwuueo82 October 8, 2019
mugGet the Wet Taintmug.

taint luggage

A prominate fold of fleshy skin on a girls taint that runs from the bottom her woof cookie to the rim of her chocolet starfish
I jizzed in my bitches ass last night and when I pulled my pipe out my spunk ran down her taint luggage and dripped onto her pillow.
by Sir Pipe Fitter January 9, 2012
mugGet the taint luggagemug.

taint shards

The pieces of shit that didn't get wiped off after talking a shit
I went down on my girlfriend last night, before I knew it a had eaten taint shards
by CandyFrank October 21, 2021
mugGet the taint shardsmug.

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