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Singapore Math Books

Math titles that marry decent quality with affordability—authors must be racially, religiously, and sexually sensitive, while the Ministry of Education (MOE) controls the price of the books.
Because Singapore math books cost a fraction of their American counterparts, US distributors have been importing them for homeschoolers, who think they're getting value-for-money textbooks—a number of them might even mistake Singapore for a city in China.
by MathPlus August 11, 2016
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Swing My Door

The act of being pulled over by a law enforcement official and then having your vehicle searched for drugs, weapons or currency.
Swing My Door
Police swung my door last night. They didn't find anything.
by lhenderson November 1, 2009
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singarrhea

a serious disorder in which the victim sings his or her favorite song then immediately has the urge to defecate expelling massive amounts of diarrhea in any place readily available.
"today at breakfast I accidentally sang my favorite song and took a shit on my sisters fruit loops, damn singarrhea."

"because of singarrhea my fish is dead."
by lmao rawr April 14, 2009
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Suicide Swing

the art of barely getting away with engaging in consensual sex acts with two different women in the same day or more.
"Yeah, I defintely pulled off a suicide swing yesterday...After a day of festivities with this one chick, I made it to my party that evening, and scored with another. Man, I barely am alive after that one."
by Johnnie Hezbolah April 30, 2010
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Mexican Chair Swinger

The act of sitting on a chair covered in male ejaculatory excretions while chair is being hoisted up and down rythmicly (like the jewish barmitzvah tradition. It started by accident in mexico by the great philosopher Julioandro Sanchez (also accredited for the creation of the dirty sanchez).
Guy 1: Hey I just blew a huge load on that chair

Guy 2: My gfs coming over lets convince her to do the Mexican Chair Swinger

Guy 1: Ya thats a great idea. Theres enough ejaculate here to keep her stuck down.
by eeeeeeee-10 April 27, 2009
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4G Singapore Math

Short for fourth generation math syllabus change in Singapore, since the Y2K bug. The Ministry of Education (MOE) is reverting to its old ways of controllably and uncompetitively writing its own elementary math content, instead of outsourcing the task to publishers.
Singapore’s MOE’s rationale to have an open tender in the late nineties was to allow the public to have a choice of “quality” textbooks from both local and foreign publishers, but with 4G Singapore math unfolding, teachers and parents will soon be left with zero choices.
by MathPlus December 16, 2018
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Singapore Math

A form of “mathematical acupuncture” that could relieve non-Singapore teachers and students of math anxiety, if they experiment with problem-solving heuristics like the bar model method and stack model method, while experiencing the pain of brain-unfriendly questions.
Although a number of countries that embraced Singapore math have seen significant improvement in their students’ math scores, however, without parental and societal pressures for a nation to become numerate, at best cosmetic changes would result even with the best math curriculum in place.
by MathPlus July 14, 2018
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