Hee Su

The last living member of the "homo erectus" species, Hee Su is the most egotistical, delusional maniac that has ever existed. Oftentimes, you will find him in the jungle gym of a playground, swinging from monkey bar to monkey bar. His favorite snack is the banana. After all, a banana a day keeps the Hee Su away.

There's a Hee Su, licking his banana profusely as he stares at his own reflection in the mirror.

by Theactualrealheesu October 26, 2020

bully-suing

When a large multinational corporation sues an individual who cannot possibly have the financial resources to fight back for the express purpose to "make an example of him/her" but is hoping to intimidate the public into being sheep.
This is a tactic used recently by the RIAA (Recording Industry Association of America) to stop song sharing on {P2P} sites such as {kazaa} but in reality is trying to control the definition of "copyright" by lobbying congress to abide by the rules they set and then sue individual persons to enforce their rules.

The RIAA recently won a lawsuit against a Native American woman on a reservation to the tune of $220,000 for 24 songs they allege she shared on Kazaa. They did not have to prove that she actually shared the files, they prove that she intended to share them.
Satisfied, the lawyers then said "this should send a message to the public."
This was a clear cut case of bully-suing.

by Astor G. October 25, 2007

sus no pig

because the scientific name for a pig is “sus” when someone is acting sus you say they’re “sus no pig” similar to when people say “fax no printer”

bro my mom just died
bruh that’s sus no pig

by stef quack April 20, 2021

Yeeting sus

When someone is acting suspiciously towards another person or group of people

My mom packed me tighty whities to go on vacation. Her packing was yeeting sus.

Aiden told us he was leaving the party, but Rowyn saw him sneak into the bathroom with Katie. He is so yeeting sus.

by Mel-e-Mel December 11, 2021

Whack-A-Sus

The act of calling out a susaloid. Whacking-A-Sus could also mean kicking a sus when it's down-- bringing in old accusations when the sus is already getting called out.

crew 1: I saw a sus vent!

crew 2: lets eject em'

sus: wow, way to whack-a-sus

by cricketred August 31, 2022

Sus vulcano

A man named Sal, in the act of being suspicious

Chungus: “Ayo you see Sus Vulcano?”
Thanos: “Yeah man he just vented like a Sussy boy.”

by Susmanimposterboy May 12, 2021

Blue sus

What happens when Red is already dead and you have no one else to blame.

“I don’t know, Red kind of Sus...”
“Red is dead, Green.”
“... Blue sus.”

Blue was not the imposter

by Glitch11037 October 12, 2020