bj situps

The act of pleasuring your man (like he has earned) while toning your tummy for vacation

I just can't seem to find time to get my tummy flat and keep you satisfied hunky.. Gonna have to do some more bj situps if you don't mind?

by Scrappy012482 July 14, 2016

touch stubs

touch stubs are the things you use to grab objects. Another word for them is "Fingers"

Amethyst: Peridot what are these? *Wiggles fingers
Peridot: Touch stubs

by Hoi!Temmie #100 May 15, 2016

Toddler Steps

When Baby Steps just aren't enough.

He's taking baby steps as a manager, but we really need him to start taking toddler steps.

by dilly42 September 20, 2016

three steps behind crazy

A fraise used when some one plans on doing something stupid/reckless

"Dude he is three steps behind crazy if he thinks he'll make that jump"

by Ktgrb December 1, 2016

Cripple Stumpskin

Having sex with a one legged parapalegic

Last night Mike caught Todd doing a cripple stumpskin with that weird chick on the short bus.

by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017

The Soups

A condition involving nausea,bloating,diarrhea,and general indigestion experienced after eating creamy and acidic soup, such as tomato bisque, at a restaurant. This condition can last anywhere from 8 to 48 hours,is worsened by the consumption of alcohol, but can be alleviated by a simple anti-acid supplement.

Hey man do you wanna go out tonight? No man I can't.Got the soups.

by hel112570 June 15, 2018

Chevy stepside

Little bitches and faggots drive these. You can usually find them at your local gay clubs blasting luke Bryan with all the windows rolled down when it’s 20 degrees.

My Chevy stepside won’t haul my fat girlfriend around

by Yomomsahoe256 March 7, 2018