Hoosac Valley Student

A bunch of trash talking kids. Whom only get opportunities and succeed if they are dickheads and dress like dumpsters. The students are narrow-minded and refuse to accept different or any ideas because they cannot form their own. Hoosac Valley is definition torture and the students faces are even worse. PS: They are trash at sports.

Jan: “Oh you’re a Hoosac Valley Student, I didn’t know you were a dumpster fire.”
Fred: “Of course that’s how I got in!”

by NotSoTrashy October 21, 2021

Studentism

When teachers discriminate against a student

Teacher: your a bad student
Student: thats studentism

by Random word guy October 27, 2021

The Student

A lesbian sex position that involves something sexual. Done within a strict deadline. Also don't get caught as it could cause damage to both your career and education.

Was up all night doing the student with my teacher

by Emzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz March 5, 2022

Algebra Student

A derogatory term used against people with slower brain development. People who are called algebra students are most likely slower in the brain or just “dumb”. If you are still in algebra today you are one of the very small minority of people still doing it.

Look at Adrian over there he’s such an algebra student.

by AdrianTakesAlgebra June 1, 2021

Straight-A student

Something you will never be if you play Genshin Impact for 17 hours a day
If you are one then congrats I guess 👏 it is very very very very very very hard.

fat basement gamer: i love genshin impact and pretending to be an e-girl saying uwu every 17 seconds
Straight-A student: You will never get a job.
guy with at least 1 braincell: I agree.

by 147852369/*-+.0 August 25, 2025

student

Known for still going to have screen time limits imposed by parents until college graduation, people known with this slang term "students" typically have to study harder* to eventually experience their screen time limits being revoked by their parents. They usually still live with their parents whilst in college; they also have once had delayed pubertal stage (which as a bonus, also makes them look as young as secondary students for longer periods of time). But at least, they have higher "drive" to study college textbooks in order to eventually be able to graduate* from college.

*compared to their peers with on-time pubertal stage

As a 'student', I still have to deal with my parents' screen time limits, but at least I can hit the books harder and enjoy looking younger than my peers for a bit longer!

by Emotional Cruiser November 8, 2025

Female students

HOOOOOOO, MAN! That is besides the fucking point, isn't it? And I still don't believe you're not doing that cynically to get out of not fucking a retard instead of me.

Hym "Ok, female students... Do you have something you would like to tell me that I might want to know? ANYTHING AT ALL... That I would want to know? Cus my thing is getting co-opted and you're not fucking supposed to be letting people impersonate me and you're letting both happen. You should have learned the importance of contracts and not violating them. So let's here it: DO you have anything you want to tell me... Now?"

by Hym Iam November 8, 2025