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Ratchet Strap Retarded

The inability to use or comprehend the mechanism that is the ratchet strap
Yo, B the bike flew off the truck when we were taking it to the track last week because you are ratchet strap retarded.
by Derbygirl669 August 6, 2021
mugGet the Ratchet Strap Retardedmug.

Strapped It

When your with the Rumble Pack crew and get permission to ride scoots on the track. Resulting in a broken Tibia for sending the beans.
"He just yeeted that 4-wheeler off the ramp. Now his legs broke"
"Yeahhh, he strapped it"
by Strappedit April 3, 2024
mugGet the Strapped Itmug.

strap-on warrior

A lesbian who gives that good strap.
Usually are studs or masculine.
I heard Jojo Siwa is a strap-on warrior. Her girl was limping out the front door last night.
by straponwarrior777 April 1, 2024
mugGet the strap-on warriormug.

dinky strap

An off-road strap with no structural integrity. Commonly broken on the first attempt while attempting to recover a stuck vehicle..
Guy in stuck truck - hey can you pull me out, I have a strap.

Girl in jeep- that's a dinky strap; here,I have a better recovery rope
by SSHandler June 1, 2016
mugGet the dinky strapmug.

no straps

when sending or receiving nudes; this means to wear no undergarments such as a bra or underwear
Send a booty pic, no straps👅”
by friarbfree September 21, 2018
mugGet the no strapsmug.

Ratchet straps

Tom Holland: That rotten banana is Ratchet straps bro.
Me asf: Nah bro all bananas are Ratchet straps.
by BIG BLZK June 14, 2022
mugGet the Ratchet strapsmug.

stay strapped

stay strapped means to always keep a condom on you in order to be prepared to have sexual intercourse
Ben: yo my girls coming over
Luke: make sure you “stay strapped
by Niggem May 10, 2024
mugGet the stay strappedmug.

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