Slicer

Slicer=when a woman is sitting or wearing tight jeans and she farts then it rolls up front and pops on her clit, giving a good sensation down there.

Sitting at work a woman suddenly smiles, due to the fact that she just experianced a slicer. She enjoyed the sensation of the fart bubbles rolling up the vagina and popping on her sensitive clit.

by Miss creative August 12, 2011

Snickerpuss

Someone who is a right little bitch and whines at everything, usually kills the mood and over-reacts at jokes by sulking and throwing tantrums. Most snickerpusses will get even worse when you call them a snickerpuss. Mostly girls or feminine males.

Boy 1: You guys are so mean to me all the time and i just let you. I can't help it if i'm a nice guy! It hurts me on the inside.
Boy 2: Brenno, stop being such a snickerpuss.

by nobodyofconsequence September 20, 2011

Shicker

v. The act of snickering and shitting your pants at the same time.

Due to my irritable bowel syndrome, Dave's humorous comment made me shicker.

by Wadsworth09 June 7, 2011

Slacker Sack

A laptop bag or messenger bag being used as a back pack.

Its hard to fit all these books into my Slacker Sack.

by the_toad September 24, 2005

Tomato Slicer

Tomato Slicer is an act of shitting through a self made tomato slicer and giving your shit the appearance that it just passed through a tomato slicer. It can only happen when one has a dirty ass, smeared with shit and allowed to dry. The dried shit acts like an adhesive, causing the pubic hairs of the anus to bond to the shit and skin which forms a Kriss Kross pattern for the shit to pass through. When the person goes to take a shit, (depending on the texture of shit coming out), it can either go; through the tomato slicer, (2) tear through the hair/shit barrier or (3) squirt out through the taint or the top of the ass crack.

Man, I had a perfect tomato slicer today! It was fucking beautiful. I don’t remember shitting myself last night, but thank God I ate Taco Bell or it might not have passed through.

by Phil Green July 14, 2006

Slacker

A person who avoids his work or duties.
A person who evades military service in the war time.
(as described in Tech N9ne's "Slacker")

Slacker: "I don't need a job, I can just become a rapper like Tech N9ne!"

by InfamousThe6 February 9, 2009

snickerpuss

A vagina that expresses scornful amusement by means of facial contortions.

When I pulled my pants down, her vag turned into a snickerpuss.

by hypoxicboy February 7, 2009