Slaughtering

Menstruating

I think my blood pressure is really low! I nearly fainted at work today and I had to sit down on the bathroom floor!

Well maybe you're pregnant?

I'm DEFINITELY not pregnant. I'm on the rag.

Ah! If you're slaughtering then low BP and anemia is likely.

by jacobsjacobs September 3, 2013

Colombian Sledgehammer

Sexual Act in which one has anal sex with their sexual partner in a pile driver position while standing on ones bed while repeatedly hammering said partners against the headboard section of the mentioned bed. Often done immediately after a session of cabination.

"I just pulled the Colombian Sledgehammer on that bitch Monique."

by Kirkanunu August 28, 2012

osgood slaughter

The sexual act when a partner stimulates the "osgood slaughter bone" on one's kneecap by rapidly, but gently rubbing back and forth, leading to climax.

I can't wait to osgood slaughter the hell out of Brett tonight, he's gonna need that knee-brace after all.

by Shawn Haak October 20, 2013

sledgefuck

the act of repeatedly beating the shit out of a fellow human being with a sledgehammer. (usually in the face or mouth)

this term is commonly misconceived as a form of sexual intercourse.

Dave: Noah if you fucking do that again im going to fucking sledgefuck you!
Noah: Shit dude, no worries: hakuna matata, chalax bra

by Saucer Full Of Secrets October 20, 2005

Sledgehammer

A person who tricks another person in to thinking they are romantically interested, only to ignore them later on.

"She stopped answering his calls, that girl is a sledgehammer."

by js2011 October 5, 2011

ash slaughter

An extreme form of necrophilia,where somebody starts to have intercourse with somebody's cremated remains.

lonely old guy decided to ash slaughter his wife's ashes.

by reggiewashere February 1, 2013

The Armenian Sledgehammer

While receiving head (preferably with your partner on all fours, not on knees), ball your hand into a tight fist and hit your them as hard as you can in the rectum, directly before ejaculating. Not only is this hilarious, it also feels great.

John: "How was last night with Tom?"
Kate: "It was great until Tom hit me with the Armenian Sledgehammer."
John: "Ooh... that sucks."
Kate: "I won't be able to sit right for a week."

by Aram A. April 2, 2008