sigourney weaver

The act of laying toilet paper around the edge of a toilet seat, to minimise contact with said seat whilst in the act of relieving oneself. Taken from the movie 'Copycat'.

Did you see how filthy those toilets were? I had no other choice than to do the Sigourney Weaver.

by I Am The Clean One 2 February 20, 2011

dirty simon

Someone who never takes a shower or washes himself with dirty water is called Dirty Simon.
They also love to fart in public places and have smelly balls.

Did you see that guy over there? It's a Dirty Simon.

Dirty Simon's never wash themselves, it's disgusting.

by Bari May 24, 2006

dirk simon

Why you little... I'm going knock your dick into the dirt.

Just remember that payback is a bitch.

by Paul Bauer November 21, 2004

Simoun

Simoun is the most caring and real person you will ever meet. Best vibes. Best listener. Best supporter. Everybody feels safe with him <3

Dude 1: did u talk to simoun yesterday

Dude 2: yesss he’s the best

by Twinklebitch November 23, 2021

Simonbradshaw

the worse, most extereme case of violent diarrehea one can imagine,usually accompanied by a foul almost inhuman stench. Often induces nausea and vomitting.

Oh man I had the worse case of simonbradshaw lastnight.

by dontfkwitme October 20, 2008

Simon Brocrotch

1) A name you call people for teh lulz

2) A fake name you use to get out of any situation

1) person1: Hey your name is fully Simon Brocrotch

person2: ouch.
2) person 1: Hey are you that guy who ran me over lastnight?

person 2: Yes, I am Simon Brocrotch

by Simon Brocrotch May 25, 2009

simobrowsing

When two (or more) people are browsing a website at the same time in the same location.

Also spelled 'simulbrowsing'.

Sitting on the couch next to my sister, each on our own laptops, we both clicked on the same link to the same website, at the same time. We were simobrowsing.

by ryanANDalex July 14, 2009