Silver Sneaker

When an old person breaks wind and doesn’t ask to be excused. Most of the time it’s because they just flat-out don’t care about anything anymore. These people are clinging onto their golden years dreaming about the dawn of flying cars. Instead, they were blessed with Nickelback and the Tide-Pod Challenges.
I rode the elevator with grandpa and his silver sneakers. I thought I was going to die.
by Jesus Chrisco February 17, 2020
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silver shorting

An action that someone think is extremely cool, when it is in fact the opposite.
Guy 1: Dude, look at this new hawaiian shirt I got...baller huh?
Guy 2: Ugh, stop silver shorting.
by Meg October 26, 2011
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Lux Silver

Fabulous, fun 925 Sterling Silver jewellery without the flabbergasting price tag attached.

Lux Silver sprees are typically a natural female over-reaction to:

a) A nasty break-up with a single-celled moronic buffoon.
b) Celebratory occasions ie: discovering your high school nemesis is fat and ugly (thank you Fbook).
c) Ecstatic news ie: the blood tests were negative.
d) Terrible news ie: your in-laws are coming.

Lux Silver sprees have proven to be highly effective when exacting hockey-husband revenge, or when seeking PMS relief without the calories.

Also known to be a very healthy alternative to murdering your in-laws.

Put down the knife...and pamper yourself!
I indulge my bling-fetish with Lux Silver therapy.
by The Urban Chick June 25, 2011
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Silver Platterpuss

Any piece of ass served to you on a sliver platter, i.e. a wife or girlfriend. No hunting necessary. Not to be confused with platterpuss.
"You married guys have it easy, you get to go home to the Silver Platterpuss."
by Jemagu December 27, 2011
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silver perm

An elderly person, most often female.
Sorry I'm late, I was stuck driving behind a silver perm doing 35 in a 55.
by Joel Anders February 17, 2008
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Silver hatter

A basement dwelling creature who clearly lacks in a social life, the result of this is that they indulge in silly conspiracies and think the government is constantly plotting against them.

Another topic they thrive upon is the 'impending doom' of the earth and that there is something more sinister behind everything.

A key focal point of Silver hatters is the Illuminati which is a debatable topic, but still very stupid and is often taken out of proportion

A vast majority of silver hatters are infact trolls. They get a buzz by role playing about these conspiracies which catch the attention of 12 year olds who take it all seriously and in turn make silly youtube videos stating 'facts' by scientists and ex CIA agents and who what not.

tl;dr These people like to think the world is ending and the government is killing us all...
Anon 1: Did you know the government are polluting the air and water supply with poison!!!

Anon 2: Dude, go away you silver hatter, get out of the basement

Anon 1: Watch the skies look at the chem trails!!!!

Anon 2: Seriously get some air

Anon 1: But its poisoned thats why I live in my parents basement!
by glassybubbles122 December 15, 2011
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Silver Permanganate

Silver Permanganate is an inorganic compound with the chemical formula AgMnO4. It decomposes when heated or mixed with water, and heating to high temperature may lead to explosion. The compound is used in gas masks. It has a crystal-like purplish or a grey power appearance.
"Silver Permanganate can also be called Argentous Permanganate."
by Vexacon June 18, 2021
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