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Shelder

If one has gone through a war with various stages of prolonging shock.

One who fights in battles and wars, unaware of how horrifying it really is, only to find themselves immenesly frightened; frightened by such as a clattering, a rustling, adrenaline stimuli-like head-rushing or a quickly-moving visual image or hallucination (Note, the hallucination may happen from the war anyway. Flashbacks, what have you. They are more relevant than non-war fighters.)
My great granfather was a shelder... he was under so much stress, and had so much shell shock from WWII that he ended up beating hell out of my father; even though he was an asshole to begin with and the only way to solve a problem to him was by force.
by mr. okay January 20, 2008
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seldissidis

fallen under the unlikely and very terrible scenario that u r goin bald and there is nothin u can do about it, u have been diagnosed w/ seldissidis
-OR-being obsessed or trying to keep it real with the graduating freshman of of 2006 when u r indeed a 36 year old middle aged fuck
"yo dawg!" "u kno ur gunna hafta take this bullet G...just messin w/ ya playa" Seldess explaimed. I told him to go fuck his finger b/c he was indeed a victim of seldissidis
by Dr. Vaginal File Cabinet June 25, 2003
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STT a female crossing arms in front of breasts if cold or vulnerable. school girls (pre-backpacks) used to block glands with books
that woman looks cold! yeah: STT! Shield those tits!
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Sheldon

A guy who is probably bisexual and has three close friends. They will always have your back no matter what and will always make you laugh through the hardest times.
Wow he has cuffed jeans and three friends that must be a sheldon
by Jaxon green December 7, 2019
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Sheldon

Snake, complete dog piss of a freinds gay ass muther fucker I hope he dies getting betrayed like he always has ugly ass white boy
I love snakes then u must like Sheldon
by GANDUKING123 November 22, 2021
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Sheldon

That bitch that is dating your bestfriend and often Sheldon's are annoying and dumb as fuck so good luck if you ever meet one
Person1: Bro i swear Sheldon is so annoying i dont get how Maya likes him he Maya is so much better than him and yet out of all guys she picks him but she is my bestfriend so i guess i have to somewhat like him

Person2: I agree he is such a down grade towards Maya

Person1: IKR
by anonymous December 19, 2021
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flex shield

A "bro" term for when you tense your muscles up tightly so that you can stand better ground and/or brace yourself before getting hit by something.

Similar to "tensing up".

Muscles usually flexed include:
- pecs
- shoulders
- biceps
"bro I almost got bodied by Chaz but i got the flex shield up in time."
"...sounds like a close call."
by Given Dodis December 28, 2007
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