shootin' match

Not an activity related to firearms or weapons, but rather a southern U.S. term used to represent a group of people or objects.

Ray Ray: "Whatcha doin' this weekend Bubba?"

Bubba: "Man I'm watching golf. Tiger Woods ain't playin' though. Out with a back injury. You know, if I was he, I'd take my strength coach, cardio coach, lifting coach, and any other coach or trainer that I had and fire the whole shootin' match. They done messed that dude up; ain't none of 'em worth a shit."

Ray Ray: "Yeah too bad for him huh?"

by ab5sr April 27, 2014

Shooting Birds

For a man to ejaculate. More often than not prematurely.

Yo, dude I was with Karen last night and I shot birds all over her chest.

Sick, bro! I hooked up with Maria and I spent the entire night shooting birds on her belly and her little nippies.

by analnugget October 13, 2019

arranged shooting

when criminals actually plan to shoot someone instead of shooting someone you dont know... like for an instance you are someone that has done something very bad in there life... so instead they kill him off so noone has to worry about him

Guy: okay tomorrow... we will have an arranged shooting and steal his knife for our collection!
guy2: when are we doing this or wattime???
guy1:tomorrow at 5 bwahahahahaahahahahahahah!!!!

by the lil jon shit 2 September 25, 2010

Shooting the bull

jerking off
taming the beast and cumming

my friends always liked shooting the bull with me on late nights.

by sashie January 24, 2009

Shooting Salad

To talk smack in order to impress others

"Look at Mark shooting salad all over those girls"

by DCmonkey August 10, 2008

shooting craps

Horrible diarrhea forcibly ejected from the bowels, generally after eating at a shady Las Vegas buffet.

"Where'd Nicola go?"

"After that all-you-can-eat surf-n-turf, I'm pretty sure he's shooting craps."

by Ohmyno September 1, 2013

shootin around

for a guy to have sex with multiple girls throughout a short period of time.

Joel: Hey dude. You going to the party tonight?

Andy: Yeah, I plan on shootin around.

by Beckylie February 27, 2009