green shift

The phenomenon of miscommunication at work that occurs when information is passed from a subordinate to a superior, then to the superior's superior, and so on.

I told my boss that we need new filing cabinets, but thanks to green shift, the CEO ordered us new chairs.

by Max January 23, 2009

rb shift

random boner shift. to position a hard penis in a way that it does not produce an awkward shape protruding from the pants

Dude, you need a quick rb shift before your girl sees

by RJohnsizzle January 9, 2008

shift 2.0

Reference from a car commercial. Basically meaning to get a new view on things and abandon old school thinking on a certain subject; to shift into a new mode of thought.

Dude, get with the program: Hello, shift 2.0?

by Guido1 May 29, 2008

Shift Case

A person who exhibits extremely shifty behaviour (IE: Looking around excessively, wearing baggy clothing when it's warm out, sweating, shaking, breathing heavily, etc.). Usually turns out to be either some sort of sex offender, a shoplifter, or both.

"Dude, did you see the Shift case who just left our store? He smelled like... rotting onions. I wonder what he stole?"

by Shubert March 4, 2009

Snukis Shift

Pulling security for any time period less than 15 minutes

Oh man dude i totally forgot to wake up and so, i pulled a Snukis Shift

by Fatunda Grubit May 7, 2009

Stick Shift Mood

Your mood takes a jurrastic change from happy to the next minute depressed.

Kinda like alot of teenage women now a day's.

(hence how a stick shift in a car changes every couple of seconds, well this is the same thing, but with your mood)

"Jane is in quite a stick shift mood, one minute depressed and the following she seems to be frolicking with excitement."

"Yeah dude, what a fuckin' weird-o!"

by Sadowha May 21, 2009

Shift at Thorntons

A way of telling people you need to defecate quite a lot of matter without being overly disgusting.

Hey guys I will be right back, got a shift at Thorntons.

by Welshasian February 22, 2012