Shaking water

jerkin it under a table in pre-cal

"i was just shaking my water"
"under you desk?"
"i bet you were shaking water big boi"

by Dankmemes420blazeit October 17, 2017

Breakfast shake

When your girl gives u a handjob to wake you up.

Adiv’s parents gave him an egg, cheese, bacon on a crossaint toasted and a breakfast shake at Dunkin Donuts for his birthday.

by thebusishere May 3, 2018

nanny shake

To shake an infant violently, especially when performed by a person who is the primary caregiver of the infant but not the parent; Shaken baby syndrome (SBS).

Mother: "I woke up, went to her crib and shook her to see if she was still breathing".

Friend: "You shook her?!"

Mother: "I didn't nanny shake her! I just shook her enough to rouse her, not give her brain damage."

by aislinnfaye April 17, 2015

Albuquerque Shake

When you do pee but there are still droplets left. The Albuquerque shake consists of the little dance one does to release those spare drops. 20% chance of success when one is fighting a boner.

Jason Bourne: I am Jason Bourne, I am peeing right now
Toilet: I am the toilet he is peeing right now
Jason Bourne: I finished peeing, but these skeeevy little piss drops won't go away!
Toilet: I am the toilet
*Jason Bourne does the Albuquerque shake*
Jason Bourne: Yes, I did it. I did the shake I am rid of all pee.

by The New Jersey Times January 12, 2023

shaking the basement

Farting with such magnitude while one is seated on a sofa that others can hear and possibly feel the fart thunderclap through the sofa.

Feels similar to a large base-tube when it is cranked. May or may not exhibit an odour.

This is often confused with minor earth tremors and after-shocks.

Hot Woman: Ahhh... What was that...?

Bean Eating Dude: What was what?

Hot Woman: I heard a loud crackling thunder and the ground shook through my ass.

Bean Eating Dude: O' that was just me shaking the basement a little.

Hot Woman: You're disgusting.

Bean Eating Dude: I should change my underwear.

by Rolene M December 24, 2010

Shake this up

To ask for a larger bill to be changed into smaller ones.

When handing the waitress a $20 bill, you ask, "Could you shake this up for me, please?"

She brings you a $10 bill, a $5 bill, and 5 $1 bills.

by emhumm November 7, 2011

hate shake

It is hating a women so much that the only fitting way of having sex with her is fiercely raw dogging her analy that the feces and cum spill out her ass mixed together.... the key here is hatred.

Fuck that bitch, she needs a hate shake.

by Real Human 69 March 3, 2021