by PontificatingPants April 25, 2019
"I'm tired of not getting my dick blown , so I'm going to suck myself off".
"Yo bro, that shit is self-gay".
"Yo bro, that shit is self-gay".
by Chuchinkuchu August 18, 2017
the act of pouring; tipping; emptying an entire glass; bottle; any other type of container over oneself.
Liquid is most commonly in the form of alcohol, however others such as milk can be used.
Liquid is most commonly in the form of alcohol, however others such as milk can be used.
Lynn watched hysterically as Paul and Daniel used a carton of stolen milk for a self pour in the shower room.
Did you see Chris self pour last night, he tipped a fish bowl straight over his head.
Simon, that self pour was poor, only a glass of water? You should be ashamed.
Did you see Chris self pour last night, he tipped a fish bowl straight over his head.
Simon, that self pour was poor, only a glass of water? You should be ashamed.
by Zachary DeMarachelle December 01, 2007
"Josh wasn't born mentally handicap, he suffers from self-retardation for repeatedly seeing girls illegally."
by jbiddle August 21, 2011
It is when one goes out by themselves
to have some time to think, relax or do stupid shit. This is typically done when one does not feel like themselves or just after a stressful period in their life.
Usually one would splurge on themselves
by going to an expensive cafe or indulge in retail theraphy. But the more claming, scenic and less expensive option is to go
to a park with a book or a journal.
warning: might be boring ngl should have
slight ability to entertain oneself HAHAH
to have some time to think, relax or do stupid shit. This is typically done when one does not feel like themselves or just after a stressful period in their life.
Usually one would splurge on themselves
by going to an expensive cafe or indulge in retail theraphy. But the more claming, scenic and less expensive option is to go
to a park with a book or a journal.
warning: might be boring ngl should have
slight ability to entertain oneself HAHAH
J: Oh damn you ate out alone?
A: yea i went on a self date
J: woww my social anxiety and i could never
A: yea i went on a self date
J: woww my social anxiety and i could never
by Yesh bby November 21, 2020
by animom June 27, 2010
Hym "I'm not willing to do the self improvement thing for free anymore. I'm going to need some goth booty. Or some kind of booty equivalent. Like, some asmrtist booty or maybe some hispanic cleaning lady booty. But I don't know. I just... How about this: For every 1 booty of this 👆 caliber I receive, I will do 1000 push ups before collecting any subsequent booty. How does that sound? .... On second thought, 500 push ups. I'm thinking like 100 a day and I'm just not going to wait 10 days for subsequent booty. So, 500 per booty and the genius money factory will get in shape."
by Hym Iam February 18, 2023