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Clubbin' baby seals

When a middle aged man has a one night stand with a much younger female.
Hey Steve, how was your weekend? "It was great, me and my buddy went clubbin' baby seals on Friday night, then we went golfing Saturday morning."
by OpulentCorpse September 19, 2009
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Navy SEAL master chief

the most badass mother fucker on the earth. capable of killing an entire army of terrorist assholes just with his thoughts of how he would kill them.
: Did you hear about that Navy SEAL master chief?

: No, what happened?

: Al Qaeda died for him because he needed a holiday.
by evmiloqui May 14, 2011
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Navy Seal Team 6

The Bad Ass Mother Fuckers who got osama bin laden. Fuck Ya! Go America!
Fuck you osama! Navy Seal Team 6 fucked you up!
by We Got Him! May 25, 2011
mugGet the Navy Seal Team 6mug.

hunting baby seals

verb: the act of going to nightclubs, or clubbing
Yo, I don't hafta work tomorrow -- let's go hunt some baby seals downtown.
by Marc January 3, 2004
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Slicker than seal shit

The best way to describe something cool or unreal as a form of excitement.
The new rims I got for my low profile tires are slicker than seal shit.
by Gramielson November 7, 2012
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Don't Break the Seal Night

Bar special where you drink for free until you have to urinate. Any drinks you get after you "break the seal" have to be paid for.
Carl only managed to get six beers for free on Don't Break the Seal Night...should have gone to the john before.
by Anonymous January 2, 2003
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