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Schlong

sakayt whipped out his SCHLONG
by DiccHole January 28, 2019
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Schlongulus Prime

The perfect way to describe a massive penis.
Noot has a Schlongulus Prime
by ketaminekunt69420 July 13, 2019
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SchlongBong

An insult to a person , relevant to a Blowjob dildo, you know , a toy just for sucking dick as it implies smoking on a SchlongBong is like smoking on a Schlong so smoking on a dick and uh, you know the rest.
"Oh shut the fuck up, SchlongBong."
by ibeatmameat August 28, 2019
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schlonger

someone who is being dumb so you wanna be nice
you fricken.. schlonger donger bonger.

(rhymes are not needed)
by SATANICA.EXE September 26, 2019
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schlong

when you’re gay and your dick is really long even if you don’t have a dick
dude this line is almost as long as my schlong
hell yeah it is dude
by richiefricketyfrackingtozier October 20, 2019
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schlong

a way for describing a massive peen. or a way of saying someone has a peen.
did you see that last night?! dylan has a massive schlong
by himama November 26, 2019
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Schlong

The act of hitting a golf ball particularly far and straight
by Ragerz17 January 15, 2020
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