A man of great prowess.
Known for being able to smoothly merge and prolong conversations by adding a continuation in between.
Known for being able to smoothly merge and prolong conversations by adding a continuation in between.
by Alfred Nevermind September 24, 2020

"Tony couldn't get a bj so he settled for a smooth hank."
"My skins too dry for an old fashioned, grab the lotion and give me a smooth hank."
"My skins too dry for an old fashioned, grab the lotion and give me a smooth hank."
by Trogdor312 August 23, 2016

by Wolverine and cat!!!!!! REEEEE February 5, 2021

When you and another person are about to have sex, and you repeatedly start asking “Annie, are you okay?” You keep asking this, regardless of what the person says, until they’re no longer in the mood for sex.
“So last weekend was actually great, I used the Smooth Criminal to great effect, and now none of her friends will talk to me, either. Peace and quiet is in store for me.
by anon415 February 4, 2023

As I returned from a lengthy road trip, I was welcomed home with a smooth pie.
She was mad at me, but I knew she serving the smooth pie.
She was mad at me, but I knew she serving the smooth pie.
by Has A Lengthy beard June 3, 2019

best band/(?) shaved genetalia (?)/ from s.d. Not exactly sure about the name "big smooths", but i am sure that the guitar player/singer is the awesomest guy i know (and i'm not talking about the guy with the long hair)
Man 1: Hey, what are you doing tonight?
Man 2: Uh, ahem. I'm going to the only place where sweet people hang out, the Big Smooths concert!
Man 1: Dude, sweet!
Man 2: Uh, ahem. I'm going to the only place where sweet people hang out, the Big Smooths concert!
Man 1: Dude, sweet!
by effyx March 22, 2010

Sarah never said anything even though we were locking eyes the entire time,that's the power of a smooth criminal
by Loverboy Steve May 22, 2025
