Satyam

An emotionally strong guy with the most beautiful laugh. He's an amazing and kind friend with the most uniquely fun personality that you'll never find in anyone else.

He has such a great vibe like satyam!!!

by TManny March 11, 2023

Satan's Clarinet

A penis, schlong, dick, cock, skin flute, flesh stick, weiner, etc.

Guy 1: Mmmmm... that band chick is kold brahh. She looks so hot playin that piccolo.

Guy 2: Tru, but she cain't handle Satan's Clarinet nigga.

by c-rain-yurr March 28, 2011

Satan Face

Satan Face is a force much like troll face.

Unlike troll face Satan face makes you kill your self not make you mad. Satan face must always have a capital S to show the severity of the matter.

"Uwe Boll has pissed me off for the last time with another shitty video game movie!"- Bill

"I'M GONNA MURDA HIS FAMILY!"- Tom

"Bro u need to get off that Satan Face shit u gonna get sent to prison."- James

by XxBlack ReaperX December 8, 2011

Satan's pacifier

Puritan slang for buttplug.

And I exhort you, men and women of Salem, indulge not in ingesting Satan's pacifier!

by saccharine delight December 21, 2013

satan's jizz

A large amount is bloody discolored semen that burns as it goes down a woman's throat.

Shaqueena: gimme dat nut
D'Yarrell: yea baby take my juice
Shaqueena: that burns like Satan's jizz.
D'Yarrell: some penisillin will help later.

by Satansjizz June 7, 2014

satan squad

A world famous hactivst group which base their operations on making sure as many people as possible have some kind of incurable disease. Started within the depth's of the Call Of Duty underworld their operations have now branched out and are now closing in on their target of world domination

Kallum - "Calvin ! i cant move my legs anymore"

Calvin - "Looks to me like the satan squad got their wish "

by TuuPants January 4, 2015

satan's handrail

The process of reviving a hand job using icy hot as lube.

Lucy gave John a fucking Satan's Handrail last Monday.

by HurtRussLE9300 November 12, 2015