jeff rowe

A guy that can make anyone laugh. His stories are wild, and even crazier when he can't help himself from over dramatizing the original draft. If he talks about someone getting shot, it couldnt be more from the truth. It was probably a toy gun, or an invisible one. Cannot keep himself from trying to bang everything with legs, both genders must watch out. But dont tell his wife.

Wow, did you hear Jeff Rowes story?
No, but it probably wasnt true

by Shenron1993 March 22, 2019

row 7

the row at walmart where stoners meet and do deals

stoner 1- i need some weed

stoner 2- lets hit the guy up in row 7 later

by stoner girl December 15, 2009

Lil rowe

Homie on the go. Can't stop moving sidekick trying to keep up. Protégé

Come on Lil Rowe can't stop now.

by Training them hoes April 29, 2022

Three-Leg Rowing

When a dude uses a "rowing machine" while watching porn or otherwise "horny", causing him to row with 3 legs.

Three-Leg Rowing really helps motivate me to exercise.

by Z-Dict February 24, 2021

Gherkins Row

A place where carmine lupertazzi sr visits often to taste test gherkins. Sometimes he likes a few more than usual some times it can be too much.

“What’s the matter carmine, you don’t like the egg salad?” (Sighs) “Too much gherkins” … “Smell that? Burning hair” … “Ah shit, Did any body revisit gherkins row before hand!?”

by Soda Glovk February 25, 2022

rowing

Rowing is the only sport to originate as a form of capital punishment. I still can’t figure out why I like it so much.

It’s 5:00 a.m. Time to go rowing.

by IrishUndaground June 26, 2022

Death Row

The Term Welcome to Death Row means that you or your spouse is asking to devote your life to them and they will do the same.Meaning Every Heaven has there own Hell but no matter what y’all stick it out because you know your spouse/Partner got your back no matter what.

He Asked me to be on his death row I accepted the request and signed papers..were now stuck together

by Luhmamma December 6, 2022