Puerto Rican Frozen Banana

When you shit a fat log, freeze it, then carefully shove it in your girls vagina so she clenches down on it. So eventually it melts then you stitch her vagina up for her rebounds surprise.

" Man Clarissa just makes me wanna shove my Puerto Rican Frozen Banana down her throat."

by Young Jazo July 9, 2018

Puerto Rican Shower

Noun: When a girl ain’t showered and she know her coochie stank, so she sprays along with the rest of her with perfume.

“Going on a date right after work. No time for a shower, so Puerto Rican shower it is!”

by Mystressovmayhem January 3, 2024

Rican Brothers

A bond between two brothers that's bigger then any other bond.

They are Rican Brothers

by Rider44 June 22, 2020

I Ambrosio Soler Estrada Was A Little Puerto Rican I

I Ambrosio Soler Estrada Was A Little Puerto Rican I

I Ambrosio Soler Estrada Was A Little Puerto Rican I

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 31, 2025

Puerto Rican Love Button

Darkened butt hole. The smooching hole. The whistling pleasure button

Brandon put his finger in her Puerto Rican Love Button.

by Bartender poet June 10, 2024

costa rican sloth whistle

A sexual act performed between two homosexuals, in which one man is lying on his back on the ground and moaning, concurrent to a hairy man performing oral sex on him while laying on his stomach in a hammock, slightly above the other man.

I always wondered why my husband had such a strange sun tan, until I caught him performing a Costa Rican sloth whistle

by The herpes transporter January 18, 2018

Puerto rican shitshow

When your coworker manages to spray the top of the toilet tank with assjuice, and or leaves shitty corn on the bathroom floor at work. People tend to do this move at gas stations and movie theaters.

I walked into the bathroom at work only to see that Carlos turned it into a puerto rican shitshow! Somehow he splashed his ass juice all over the employee bathroom and leaves it for others to take care of.

by lionel is a stupid fuckingname August 28, 2023