A Puerto Rican male, most likely a plumber, who moonlights as a stripper. He is a lady's man and will steal steal your girl
by Mininuggetswithsauce September 18, 2017
Get the rican thundermug. by WartymeTheGreat November 8, 2021
Get the Puerto Rican Slawmug. The same idea as a Dirty Sanchez. However, instead of using fecal matter to draw the mustache you use the blood of a woman's menstrual cycle to paint a glorious artistic old school latin mustache on her upper lip after sex.
Definition: A play on words from the original "Dirty Sanchez". A Dirty Sanchez is using fecal matter after sex to paint a mustache on your sexual partners face. The Rusty Puerto Rican is a play on it using the blood of your menstruating partner. Painting a mustache on their face using their bodily fluids.
Example: After Maria informed Antonio that "Aunt Flow" was in town for a few days, Antonio decided to be very creative with his love making. He wanted to leave her something special to remember him by.
His first inclination was to be traditional, but he chose the back door avoiding "Flow". Soon, overcome with passion he proceeded to confront "Flow" head-on. To his surprise she was truly glorious and it suddenly occurred to him he now had multiple options. Maria was trembling in ecstasy as he began to lose total control alternating hole to hole ... ALL NIGHT LONG.
As he removed his utterly aching, thoroughly chaffed member from her for the last time he instinctively reached down to find a wad of the apple butter they spent the entire night churning together and decided to artfully paint a "Rusty Puerto Rican" mustache upon her face.
Example: After Maria informed Antonio that "Aunt Flow" was in town for a few days, Antonio decided to be very creative with his love making. He wanted to leave her something special to remember him by.
His first inclination was to be traditional, but he chose the back door avoiding "Flow". Soon, overcome with passion he proceeded to confront "Flow" head-on. To his surprise she was truly glorious and it suddenly occurred to him he now had multiple options. Maria was trembling in ecstasy as he began to lose total control alternating hole to hole ... ALL NIGHT LONG.
As he removed his utterly aching, thoroughly chaffed member from her for the last time he instinctively reached down to find a wad of the apple butter they spent the entire night churning together and decided to artfully paint a "Rusty Puerto Rican" mustache upon her face.
by DirtyOrbit November 4, 2021
Get the The Rusty Puerto Ricanmug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Hondurianisians: Cuban And Dominican & Dominican And Puerto Rican<.7.9.7.6.>mug. Accurate and alternative name for Mexican migrants. Specifically those who crossed the US-Mexican border in some manner, legal or otherwise.
by SpentCasings March 7, 2024
Get the Border Ricanmug. by Farcical April 21, 2024
Get the puerto rican blumpkinmug. A person of Puerto Rican and American caucasion or white heritage. A person who may have been the offspring of a Puerto Rican father, and a white mother, or the offspring of a white father and a Puerto Rican mother. Either way - a person born with either the best of both worlds, or the worst of both worlds or a combination of both. A person who is constantly asked if he/she can make Puerto Rican food. A person who is always asked for I.D. at any opportunity, usually because the asker is curious as to the person's race or ethnicity. A person who pretends to know spanish when spoken to by a spanish speaking person, as says, "Si" because that is all the person knows.
When Robert found out that his Aunt Amy was Amer-rican, he immediately asked her if she could make Arroz con Pollo.
by screamingstar February 18, 2021
Get the Amer-ricanmug.