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I ready is Ohio me and my skibiti alpha level 10000 gyat wolfs hate it the last time we heard the word "I ready" me and my alpha skibiti friends jumped up in the air and made shit and twerked all the way to Ohio fanom tax I ready is NOT skibiti sigma its pure Ohio Fortnite battle pass me and my alpha pack will NOT edge to this #going to Ohio to kill my self
by the alpha skibiti pack March 6, 2024
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I-Ready

A torture device worse than water-boarding designed by 60-something shit heads in the government to """teach""" children by treating them like 5-year olds. What the fuck was going through these out of touch asshole's heads when they made this slow piece of shit that assumes you have an IQ of 70? Who the fuck knows but your teacher just told to get out your piece of shit 2011 Chromebooks and do 8 lessons of I-Ready, SO GET BACK TO WORK!
Teacher: "All right class, I couldn't be bothered to teach you anything today and couldn't give a fuck about your education so we're going to be doing some I-Ready!"
Student A: "Anybody have a rope?"
Student B: "No but I have a knife we can use to slit our throats!"
Student A: "Great!"
Students A and B: *fucking kills themselves*
Teacher: "Huh, wonder why they did that?"
by LemonLime8080 March 7, 2024
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I-ready

One of the few torture methods that's still completely legal in all 50 states.
Alright class, now let's do some I-Ready.
by Quonkleboi March 18, 2024
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I-ready

A terrible platform where children go to "learn" things that they already are learning in class which makes them extremely sad and makes the rest of the day worse
Alright class let's get on i-ready.
by Korletonix March 21, 2024
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kicked back hard and ready to go

Kicked back hard and ready to go
It's kicked back hard and ready to go
by Ms.Porkchop March 27, 2024
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You vill own nothing und be happy!
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You must give more of your rights away
Your sacrifice is ze only remedy
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As agenda twenty-thirty is unfurled
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Ve are here
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by newworldorder2025 November 7, 2025
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Ready Rip

Lets do a ready rip before lunch
by Poonjobbi December 10, 2025
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