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Federal Funds Rate

The interest rate at which banks lend to each other overnight when the bank manager accidentally spent too much of the deposits on yachts and mansions. The Fed attempts to influence this in order to set interest rates for monetary policy, but unfortunately nobody gives a shit about what Jerome Powell thinks.
Bob illegally spent $500 million of customer deposits on luxury yachts a private island in the Bahamas. He had to borrow extra money at a Federal Funds rate of 5%, to meet the liquidity requirements.
by grilledpotatoes January 17, 2025
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Bate Rate

Defined as jerking off for an hourly rate. Coined originally by Eslizza.
Bate rate? That’s your day rate.
by Eslizza March 15, 2025
mugGet the Bate Ratemug.

George’s Rates

When someone in the DHS group chat is being a snake and disrespect a girls property.
George-“Someone In here is actually a rat”
Finn-“everyone show last time you messaged her”
George-“but I’ve been messaging her”
Finn-“that’s George’s Rates”
by Finnnnevanssssss October 27, 2019
mugGet the George’s Ratesmug.

Immortality Rate

The percentage/chance lf a person recovering from an illness/disease, the exact opposite of the mortality rate (death rate) but with a gamble for life.
Lower Immortality Rates means it is unlikely for a person of that illness to recover. i.e. high mortality rates.

Immortality rates are the exact opposite, lower meaning deadly, higher meaning safer.
by 1m1m0 January 3, 2023
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mill-rate

Da degree dat da state BMV and/or local assessors "put you through da processor" when deciding what da tax-percentage of da absurdly-inflated supposed resale-value of your property or vehicle is gonna be this year.
It's hardly surprising dat Maine has da highest mill-rate in da entire country --- heck, our current governor is even NAMED "Mills"!
by QuacksO March 24, 2025
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Sad Face Rating

A rating on a scale of 1-10 when people pose for a photo for a newspaper after a "first world problem" has happened. They usually have to force themselves to look angry or upset and the angrier they look the higher they score on the sad face rating.
This photo scores a 3/10 on my sad face rating
by IKnowTheLingo December 9, 2021
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rack rate

The regular cost of a product or service without discounts.
The company offered us a substantial discount, but to avoid appearance of favor or bias, we must pay the regular rack rate plus tax.
by i suck too March 22, 2023
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