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Sorry bro I hate ratchet momma night
by Like icky November 13, 2020
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Ratchet Banana Festival

It's conspiracy. Shook AF
Ben: Did you hear about the album?
Gionna: So Ratchet Banana Festival

Ben: Yasss girl!
by JuiceTinTime March 15, 2018
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Ratchet

Actions taken that are intentionally out of compliance with The Universal Process.

The human body is a system teeming with bioelectric energy. The human body processes and interacts with the Earth's, and The Universe's, electromagnetic environment. Decisions made for the sole purpose of personal enrichment shall be tried in the form of various life experiences.

Please see:
+ Electromagnetic Field Interaction With the Human Body: Observed Effects and Theories (NASA, 1981)
+ Earth's Magnetosphere (NASA, 2023)
+ How Earth's Magnetic Shield Protects Us from the Sun (NOVA PBS, 2013)
+ A Discourse Concerning Unlimited Submission and Non-Resistance to Higher Powers (Jonathan Mayhew, 1750)
"The 45th President of the United States of America appointed a Supreme Court Justice. The appointment was potentially a ratchet decision."
by AnsemForGood June 8, 2024
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Ratchet

1. A trashy person or act, usually referring to females.

2. A firearm
1. Don’t mess with that chick she ratchet.

2. Don’t mess with that dude he got a ratchet.
by Dirty760 June 30, 2024
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Ratchet Strap Retarded

The inability to use or comprehend the mechanism that is the ratchet strap
Yo, B the bike flew off the truck when we were taking it to the track last week because you are ratchet strap retarded.
by Derbygirl669 August 6, 2021
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Post-ratchet diet

What you eat after being a fuckin ratchet
After a night on the town--being drunk bitches and clubbing-- A and B find themselves hongry.

A: Fuuuuuck, some animal-style fries at In-n-Out sound soooo good right now.
B: Yee! Post-ratchet diet!!
by Ivanizerrr November 27, 2012
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Stubby Ratchet

When your short stubby friend is actin ratchet.
Originating from Rochester NY made relevant and popular by local tattooed women on Monroe Ave.
Hey Christine you’re now in my phone as “stubby ratchet
by Rochester December 4, 2023
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