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Ratchet

Evan is ratchet
by cowdoghorse76234 June 3, 2023
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Ratchet

When something is terrible and off (not the acronym for Old Fat Fuck)
Jonty: “Ella do you want to make a decision”
Ella: “ you know I think making decisions are ratchet”

Ella: “ do you want to try fennel”
Jonty: “why the fuck would I want fentanyl, that’s so ratchet!”
by Peachypie123 June 16, 2024
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ratchet momma

Livi druffner grossss
Sorry bro I hate ratchet momma night
by Like icky November 13, 2020
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secret ratchet

A man or women that is attractive to look at, but contains the qualities a ratchet/faggot/thirsty/hoe contains:

-follows other ratchets on instagram and likes their photos and may give them their number(with or without a gf/bf)
-uses more than 3 hashtags
-uses both emoticons :), ;), etc. and emojis😊,😉, etc.

- may say ratchet lovey-dovey things (i love my baby boy/girl so much he/she is my world, my everything happy one week to my future husband/wife
- is over the age of 15 and still wears aeropostle/hollister clothes.
- wears ugg boots with leggings
- uses meaningful captions on instagram that has no connection to the picture
- uses over 3 emojis/punctuation marks in a bio/caption
- every photo they take is either a selfie or a mirror picture
- pictures with significant other are only of them kissing
Alex: Woah that guy is so sexy!

Morgan: No he is the guy that gives his numbers to those ratchets on insta....and he has a gf!

Alex: Damnit....he's a secret ratchet
by - al the pickle May 29, 2014
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Ratchet Banana Festival

It's conspiracy. Shook AF
Ben: Did you hear about the album?
Gionna: So Ratchet Banana Festival

Ben: Yasss girl!
by JuiceTinTime March 15, 2018
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ratchet slayer

One who slayeth the Ratchet female type.
Bro 1: Yo bro whose your buddy that takes down all the beezys in the club?

Bro 2: That's Cory, they call him the Ratchet Slayer. His tool box is always full of ratchets.
by byBeardofZeus June 27, 2014
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Ratchet

Actions taken that are intentionally out of compliance with The Universal Process.

The human body is a system teeming with bioelectric energy. The human body processes and interacts with the Earth's, and The Universe's, electromagnetic environment. Decisions made for the sole purpose of personal enrichment shall be tried in the form of various life experiences.

Please see:
+ Electromagnetic Field Interaction With the Human Body: Observed Effects and Theories (NASA, 1981)
+ Earth's Magnetosphere (NASA, 2023)
+ How Earth's Magnetic Shield Protects Us from the Sun (NOVA PBS, 2013)
+ A Discourse Concerning Unlimited Submission and Non-Resistance to Higher Powers (Jonathan Mayhew, 1750)
"The 45th President of the United States of America appointed a Supreme Court Justice. The appointment was potentially a ratchet decision."
by AnsemForGood June 8, 2024
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