Ranger Sit-Ups

n. Named for the U.S. Army Rangers, an elite group of soldiers.
Commonly done as a military initiation joke, the subject is blindfolded, and two people hold his shoulders down. Another soldier (more commonly one who has been in the service for a while) stands with his pants down so that when the other two release the subject, his face plants right in the standing soldier's ass-crack.

"Man, my buddies thought it would be cool to have me do Ranger Sit-ups. Even the sarge was in on it..."

"Alright, private. Time to try your luck at Ranger Sit-ups."

by crissmichaels September 27, 2009

ragget

ragget (ragga slur) (for when you are raggabrash phobic)

"Didnt you hear? Josh is a ragget"

by TyniHyena June 9, 2021

coconut ranger

a term of endearment for a person who is special to you. they are usually well known & well liked. they could be considered “popular”. you could use this phrase to describe a best friend or favorite person of yours.

Person 1: Do you know Juliet?

Person 2: Yeah man, she’s my coconut ranger!

Person 1: That’s dope! I always wanted one of those.

by littlegoon May 29, 2018

raggett

Raggett is also known as retard. a raggett is a strange looking girl from headley down. can usually be found at the smoking area in alton college smoking cheap cigarettes and spitting everywhere and generally being quite disgusting.
She can be found boarding the treloars bus at the end of the day.
a raggett is an alcoholic who saves up her weeks lunch money to buy a £3.99 bottle of vodka.

your such a raggett.

by Mrs z December 6, 2006

Chairborne Ranger

Derogatory term for military personnel who work at the Pentagon. Typically overweight officers who have forgotten what it's like to be a "Joe" or a "Grunt" and try to influence affairs that they know little about or are misinformed of.

Look at that damn Chairborne Ranger trying to tell us what rifle is best for our soldiers. He wasn't even in the infantry!

by Marine2012 January 4, 2009

ranger boner

A military joke, meaning a hardcore boner.

He had a ranger boner!

by Julie October 22, 2004

rangers

One of the most successful football teams in existence. Started in 1872. Since there beginning they have won
The club is home to an all-seated 51,082-capacity Ibrox Stadium in south-west Glasgow, has been accredited as one of UEFA's five-star stadia.

Rangers have a big rivalry with Celtic which they have more victories over their rivals
Rangers F.C. - 148 Wins
Draws - 92
Celtic F.C. - 134 Wins

Rangers have acheived many records and cups:
The trophy room consists of at least 198 trophies which includes a world record of
51 league titles. 9 in a row 31 scottish cup titles and 24 league cup titles.

Record home attendance: 118,567 vs Celtic, January 1939

Record victory: 13-0 vs Possilpark, Scottish Cup, October 1877
Record appearances: John Greig, 755, 1960-1978
Record league appearances: Sandy Archibald, 513, 1917-1934
Record European competition appearances: Barry Ferguson, 65
Record goalscorer: Ally McCoist, 355 goals, 1983-1998
Shutout record: Chris Woods, 1196 minutes, 1986/87 (British record)

celtic fan: 'we won the last title'
rangers fan: ' we won 51 of them'
celtic fan: 'weve won less old firm matches'
rangers fan: 'big jock knew'

by rangers1872 August 5, 2007