Quear Bear

Also spelled Queer Bear. A new addition to the care bear community, that tells little girls when you press its belly, that it is OK to be a carpet muncher or ditch licker.

I have Cheer bear and Birthday bear, but when I brought home Queer bear, my daughter seemed to bond with it immediately.

by Jacomba March 19, 2004

Queird

A combination of "Queer" and "Weird."

Queer + Weird = Queird

That Jon guy is fucking queird.

by Peaches04 February 14, 2006

qeirdo

An exceptionally strange person

Ex. "Holy shit, that dude with his fist up his nose is a qeirdo, dude.

by Jumbo Thunder Rocket March 4, 2009

Queerbag

A club that is made up of a brown polyester sack that holds a maximum of 6 queers. They're usually frolicking in and out.

Christian: Hey man, whaddya wanna do tonight?
Bruce: Eh, I'm thinkin about goin to the queerbag.
Christian: Let's get our frolick on!

by Grubby the Bear June 8, 2010

Limp Dick Hippy Queer

A person who is poor and cannot get hard, and possibly gay.

Bruce: Hey let's go bully the poor Jewish kid who gets off to henti.

Jésus: Nah man, that kid's gay so we'll get suspended if we do that.

Bruce: Yeah you're, right we already gassed him enough this month.

Jésus: Yeah because he's a 'Limp Dick Hippy Queer.'

by Needle Dick 69 January 9, 2018

queird

When something is weird in a homosexual way.

Phil, those jean shorts are extremely queird.

by Jeffrey Cummings April 21, 2008

Queer Goggles

The developed invisible goggles which are worn by male heterosexual prison inmates who, at some point, start finding men attractive since there are no women in their presence.

Smith : "Hey Jones, I suppose it wouldn't help if I told Williams that I wasn't gay"

Jones: "Neither is he, but he's had his Queer Goggles on for over a year now"

Person 1: "Jeez, 5 years in Prison! I hope I can make it through the entire sentence without getting my Queer Goggles".

Person 2: "Good luck with that!"

by ytl127qxvnj42 June 16, 2009