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Pothead

Any individual who can't stand reality and has to get high off of marijuana, or what dopers may also identify as weed, pot, or cannabis. They generally pursue this "hobby" because they have nothing going on in their lives and decide to nullify the boredom of loser kingdom. This label is typically applied to losers who include college-dropouts, internet-dwellers, porn-lovers, and generally those with lesser ambition in their lives. Most potheads either live with their parents, off of rent from their landlords, or in some granny's basement who hasn't seen the light of day since the Paleolithic Era.

There are a few but essential requirements for officially fitting the attributes of a true pothead:

1) They are a resident of the United States of America
2) The only flights they book are to Amsterdam
3) They blame others for their problems and believe the world is biased against them
4) They're not good enough for reality so they convince themselves that reality is not good enough for them
5) They try to make you think that there is some kind of nobility in smoking dope and that you're not truly "one of them" until you've busted your lungs over a joint
(Guidance Counselor and a Student converse):
What's his name?
The pothead? No clue...
Wait what? What does that mean?
Pothead?... Let's just say he's not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
Oh... no kidding. He's been acting like an invalid the entire day.

That's what I mean. Take your pick... you wanna go somewhere in life, or you wanna end up just like him?
Hey, maybe he's not such a bad guy. Let me go talk to him.

(Student walks up to Pothead):

'Sup I'm Gavin. What's your name?
'Sup I'm... yo what's my name again?

*Moral of the story, kids. DON'T DO DRUGS!!!
by The Soviet Jokester November 8, 2018
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Pathetic

A person with no charisma and prey on charming individuals but the scary thing is that they can come in all forms even a supermodel in the midst of the star supermodel once you observe them but you have be pathetic to obess for nothing
The obese girl starting dancing in front of the mall and begging guys for their number but my female friend struck her good she so pathetic
by Jodas213 November 27, 2018
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Pathetic

arousing pity, especially through vulnerability or sadness, or miserably inadequate.

A perfect example would be You
Alone on Christmas day? wow, you are so pathetic.
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Pethel

Biggest fucking ass hat bitch that is forever single Becca he’s a snitch
He’s a Pethel
by Pethel March 16, 2019
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Pathetic

Unliking or blocking someone you fall out with due to a small altercation or fight.
"I unlike and unfollowed Cathy because she said I was pathetic"
by 222333 March 26, 2019
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Pathetic

Pathetic (adj.) - To be like Michelle Olivier Cayard.
Olivier: I have no friends
Me: You're pathetic
by sdaht15 April 15, 2019
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Pothead

Someone who uses the instant pot to make yummy food
Lauren is such a pothead!”
by PotheadCreator May 13, 2019
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