pride wank

To masturbate over the proudness of oneself (rather than a sexual fantasy).

I'm so proud of myself for getting this promotion. I'm going to have a great pride wank tonight.

by X7000 September 12, 2017

piddywicked

When somebody is exhausted and completely done with everything.

Amy: Im so tired i just cant deal with today

Sam: no girl your piddywicked.

by Borbzin November 13, 2017

piddlingballoon

A person able to mess up without doing anything

Thomas:How the hell did the house flood

Jaxon: idk I binge watched the office all day

Thomas :God you fucking piddlingballoon

by Fuck wad 2000 June 4, 2018

Pride

Some gay shit

U comin' to pride? Nah I'm not gay!

by Ruben Gjerstsad (single) June 11, 2018

Pidder

Someone who uses PID (proportional integral derivative) to control every system especially where it should not be used.
The lamer of control system.

- I spent the last three hours tuning PIDs of my drone but it doesn't work.
-You are a f******pidder

by pidderdefiner December 29, 2018

Piddle and Diddle

What men usually do constantly when their wife or girlfriends are out of town for a weekend or longer. "Piddle" refers to doing menial chores or activities by themselves, followed by masturbation or "diddle", because of boredom.

Troy: "Hey man, what did you do this weekend with Liz out of town?"
Travis: "Not much, dude. I was pretty bored, so I spent most of the time cleaning the house and masturbating.
Troy: "Ah, the old piddle and diddle weekend. Sweet!"

by Bayareaboy17 March 3, 2019

Predderall

Predderall; refers to taking the steroid Prednisone and Adderall together creating the effect for the user of rock-star caliber sexual prowess and superhero like abilities. Users commonly experience increased predictor type behaviors. Alternative experiences can be found with Addnisone.

“I’m pregaming with a couple of Predderall and gonna make it rain on a few lucky bitches tonight.”

by KellerBoy March 11, 2019