Putting on the press

When you are at the bar trying to pick up.

Based on the (FCP) Full Court Press in basketball.

If they go to the dance floor... you go to the dance floor. If they go to the bar... you go to the bar. If they go to the washroom...you wait outside the washroom. In theory, if you're the only person they've seen all night, you are their only option at the end of the night.

I'm putting on the press tonight.

Last night she was putting on the press.

by S Poppy July 11, 2020

pressed as fuck

Blinded by stupidity to the point where your unintelligence shows to everyone around you.

Person 1: People who call you Schrödinger's Douchebag as a defense are stupid
Person 2: You're pressed as fuck lol

by THEWHITEBOY503 August 4, 2020

press that part

This means doing a particular thing over and over again untill the desired result is out.

John had to press that part to make jane his wife.
I'm gonna press that part till i'm a star

by slymtee June 7, 2019

Jamaican Press Conference

The act of having a woman insert a smoking pipe, or any such instrument capable of smoking marijuana, into her vagina, and allowing a group no smaller than five people to reciprocate the contents from her vagina prior to her extracting the contents from the smoking device

Sally invited me and the folks over to partake of her weekly bud, only to find out that it was going to be a jamaican press conference; a sexual orgy followed us doing so.

by Dill_Swanson March 25, 2010

Santa Barbara News-Press

The Santa Barbara News-Press was a broadsheet newspaper based in Santa Barbara, California. It was founded in 1868 as the Post and merged with the rival News to form the News-Press in 1932.

On July 21, 2023, the Santa Barbara News-Press' owner, Ampersand Publishing LLC, filed for Chapter 7 bankruptcy liquidation. The July 21 edition of the paper was the last as Wendy McCaw said all of the jobs were eliminated and the paper had no money to issue final paychecks.

by Wendysfg August 28, 2023

No press

Short for-No pressure

Wanna chill later? No press.

by hef107 October 4, 2022

vibe pressed

When you are sad because someone is not giving u the same vibe,

that girl was vibe pressed

by joefyckenmama123 February 16, 2020