Premature-Reviewer

An idiot who feels the need to review a product before they have tested it.

-"Bob, what are you going to do today?"
"Well, I haven't received my new lawn mower yet, but I want to go ahead and get the review out of the way."
-"Bob, you're a premature-reviewer, and therefore you're a douchebag."

by Blaytant January 31, 2012

Premature Turkjaculation

The act of making a Thanksgiving dinner in early November, as soon as the ingredients are on display.

The moment I saw a turkey on sale at the supermarket, I had a premature turkjaculation and cooked an entire feast.

by Phil Srobeighn January 19, 2016

Premature Drip

When one dresses in their finest fashion too far ahead of the season it’s intended for

“Bro wearing a hoodie and sweat pants in the middle of July. He drippin but its premature drip, can’t be rocking fall fashion in the summer like that.”

by NyQuil Chriz October 15, 2021

premature tweetjaculation

When you send off a tweet before reading it, and you regret it later.

Dude, I had a premature tweetjaculation last night when I was drunk off my ass.

by Poopsie88 December 15, 2011

Premature Ejacuconfetti

Premature Ejacuconfetti When your team thinks they hit a buzzer-beating 3 at the end of regulation so they eject their celebratory confetti only to be told it was a 2 pointer and then go on to lose in overtime.

Premature Ejacuconfetti Oh Philly, after tanking 8 straight seasons you still managed to find a way to get ahead of yourselves... 😂

by DjOmni June 2, 2018

Premature shitaculation

The act of shitting yourself on the way to the toilet.

I suffered from premature shitaculation this morning after last night's vindaloo Curry.

by King mammal May 5, 2025

premature dive

Faking an injury to cover up premature ejaculation

Since he hadn't had sex in a long time, he took a premature dive to not be called a minure man.

by Jesse 'Herro Prease' Sampson January 9, 2017