A medical condition.
People suffering from this condition start laughing before the completing a joke.
People suffering from this condition start laughing before the completing a joke.
Johny has a good stock of jokes and funny anecdotes to tell, but he suffers from premature hehejaculation.
by KulMan October 23, 2022
Get the premature hehejaculation mug.The act of taking off way too fast too soon in a long distance race and burning out before completion of the event.
Oh man did you see Jeff take off? Yeah man he was flying but had premature acceleration. I saw him walking in the last mile.
by Sugardaddy55 January 19, 2022
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Twitch user: "Zwe you should save those cracked packs for Ultimate TOTS." Zwebackhd: "Sorry bro but I suffer from premature epackulation, so it is physically impossible to save these packs for more 15 minutes or else I will combust."
by gmenrock May 21, 2022
Get the Premature Epackulation mug.When someone you’re not interested in pursuing romantically or sexually rejects you without you ever making any advances towards them.
Mal: “Hey Jon how’s van life going?”
Jon: “You’re obviously talking to me because you find me extremely attractive, most women do. I gotta tell ya I’m really into tall blondes with big tits and you ain’t it honey.”
Mal: “Came here to find out about van life. Stayed for the premature rejaculation.”
Jon: “You’re obviously talking to me because you find me extremely attractive, most women do. I gotta tell ya I’m really into tall blondes with big tits and you ain’t it honey.”
Mal: “Came here to find out about van life. Stayed for the premature rejaculation.”
by .:Madskillz:. March 23, 2022
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by cloudrf November 9, 2020
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by Gotdalotta November 10, 2020
Get the premature elecutation mug."Thank you for replying (several times) to my email concerning the position we have on our relay race team. I assume suffering from premature reciprocation is difficult and somewhat embarrassing for you, but I encourage you to seek help. At this time I feel you would not be a good fit."
by NotWright January 1, 2021
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