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Planking

The most stupid thing ever created that actually entertains people
Bill: Hey do u want to plank on that stairwall?
Chris: Nah planking is stupid and gay
by swaggtv1969 July 30, 2011
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Planking

the gayest ass shit. Usually done by dubs and losers.
Who the fuck is planking over there?
oh its just a dub with no friends.
by urbankid102 November 24, 2011
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planchette

a small board supported on casters, typically heart-shaped and fitted with a vertical pencil, used for automatic writing and in seances.
Girl: Can i borrow your Planchette? I need it for tonights seance.
Boy: No. I need it to write, ask Wndey.
by hahaigotitfirst May 17, 2018
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Blank Plank

Dutch slang for a white girl or boy which has no ass in their pants.
Dude:That girls is a Blank Plank.
Dude2: Yeah I know
by SuchinberudoTerminal December 25, 2007
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Jerk Plank

The original Jerk Plank ™ is made from authentic Jamaican pimento wood -( Jamaican allspice wood). It's quick, easy and an excellent way to make jerk on-the-go. Jerk planks can be used on gas, electric, charcoal grills and even your home oven. Mmmn Yummy!
Try jerk planks with chicken, fish, shrimp or pork
Hey mon, what'cha grillin' on dat jerk plank? Me grilling jerk chicken, mon. Irie!
by jerkmaster May 22, 2008
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plank

A synonym for a "rebound" in basketball.
Did you see Dirk jump up and get the plank?
by CarsonF November 21, 2007
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plankbox

a guido male, who has the similar mental stability as a piece of wood. His favorite activity includes "beating up" the pussy, or as he calls it "that box." Even though his "guidoness" keeps him from getting laid, he still prides himself on his thrusting techniques and believes that the reason he was put on this earth was to fuck when he really is horrible at it. And at the end of the day he just has to tuck his sack back to remind himself of what he never gets. His favorite phrases include: "ima carve me somma dat roast beef," and "i wanna suck on those hershey kiss nipples of yours."
Neil: "Let me see ya flop dem titties fo me."
Room full of mcclarreannes in unison: "Jeezus Neil you are such a plankbox sometimes."
by Sara Uitnutyski April 30, 2009
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