The moment right before u cum in yo girls pussy while raw doggin it. U pull out ur dick stick it in perfectly cut pineapple circles and watch ur girl eat it up like a homeless person down on her knees while getting her mouth pumped full of semen.
-yo dawg i just homeless pineappled the shit out of my gf.
-dam what a hoe, at least she got a meal out of it. ahha
-dam what a hoe, at least she got a meal out of it. ahha
by biscuit eater2948 February 23, 2011
The act of masterbating ferociously
Last night my mom caught me shaving the pineapple.
Today has been quite the day, I'm going home to shave the pineapple til I pass out.
Today has been quite the day, I'm going home to shave the pineapple til I pass out.
by Dannyboii January 27, 2013
by Choda Boy 57 August 10, 2006
Where you and your partner dress up like spongebob and pee on a pineapple then proceed to use it as a massive dildo on each other.
by M Manson November 15, 2018
When you take a shit so hard that your asshole turns inside out, and rips your ass lining so its jagged like a pink pineapple.
Guy #1- Yo bro I took such a hard shit yesterday.
Guy #2- How bad man?
Guy #1- Like Pink Pineapple Bad...
Guy #2- Ouch...
Guy #2- How bad man?
Guy #1- Like Pink Pineapple Bad...
Guy #2- Ouch...
by Pandapig1 January 02, 2014
by ChaseTheAce September 12, 2012
A pineapple monster is a fictional creature that will nom internet connections, and kill several people in the process. Pineaple monsters can be found any place that has a terrible internet connection. They also enjoy sunny days, yellow jellybeans, and classic VW bugs.
Be careful! You're internet connection could be next!
Be careful! You're internet connection could be next!
Kid 1: "Yesterday i was on the computer and my internet dropped!!"
Kid 2: "sounds like you've got yourself a pineapple monster."
Kid 1: "NNNNNOOOOO!!!"
Kid 2: "sounds like you've got yourself a pineapple monster."
Kid 1: "NNNNNOOOOO!!!"
by crazygirl! June 20, 2009